My Crazy Quotes Page
"You wanna start me up push the choke and pull the cord" Jim Carrey
"Don't piss on my wheaties" My dad
"You better back the f*ck up before you get smacked the f*ck up" tupac
" What did you leave your bubble at home" I said it to my germaphobic cousin you had to be there.
"Reality is merely an illusion albiet a very persistent one" Albert Einstien
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal" Henry Ford
"If everything seems under control, your just not going fast enough" Mario Andretti
"when u shoot somebody you have to put 3 bullets in em two to kill em and the 3rd for fun" Mr spooge
"If you can't have something, kill it" Submachine
"wow that is so cute, mom its a gun you psycho"
me and my mumzi
"you bloody wanker" not a clue
"Eww I odn't want to smell like fish all day"   Trojan hockey girl
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