Verse 1 :
Big Commy Schmi Chillin In His Boat
"Ding Ding" Fuckin Cunt Riddler Thinks...
"He Wants His Confounded Tea"
Fantasizing About What To Do
Verse 2 :
Away To Fantasy-Land..
Beefing Alfred With A Dildo
Big Brucey Beef
Impaling Miss Kitka
Sound!
Middle :
Slide Ma Hons, Down Yer Scants
Gettin Nasty.
Chorus:
Mr Commador Schmidlap Says He Wants To Beef Batman With A Hammer,
10 Rapid To The Cheeks, To The Fud And The Gub.
On A Beat:
Do It Harder! 10 Rapid Harder!
End:
Kidnapped By The Big Green Haired Mongo
Drugged Tea Dont Go Away
Just Let Me Spunk In Ma Hon
Fantasy Finished, Bastard Riddler!