Weird Thoughts Vol. 1 (yes, there will be more, trust me) � By: Jonathan Holman
Red spelled backwards is der.
Immel spelled any way is Death to Anything Written.
I think pain hurts.
I like eggs.
No, Jamie, I�m not sniffing an Expo marker right now.
No, I haven�t sniffed one recently.
No, I�m not reading your mind.
Yes.
Don�t ask.
N~E~Wayz..............................
If the human body is 70% water, and we only use a third of our brain, then we are only using 23.33333333% of the water in our brains.
I think I made a mathematical error.
I like say like like four times in this like sentence.
I don�t no howe tu spellle
Hope floats, and so does s**t.
Time flies when you�re busy, but it crawls when the clock battery is low.
I will dream of my own, slow, painful death: Millions of paper cuts, and a lack of platelets to clot my blood.
I believe in life after love.
I can see clearly the rain is falling.
The senior song for the HHS Class of �05 was an appropriate choice for some. �We were meant to live for so much more, we lost ourselves.�
Curiosity killed the cat, and he�s in a better place now.
Stop, drop, and roll, won�t work in Hell.
Jamie and Clay both have the same names. Wow I never got that.
In case of brain fart, grab Gax-X with Ginseng
We should have had Hurricane Marga, so I could say I survived Marga and Rita.
Okay, that�s all for now. N~E~Wayz........ Expect a call on Saturday, September 24, to discuss some really important stuff, that�s been happening lately.
Okay, you must, must, must comment on the 1st Volume of Weird Thoughts, so I can better write the next one�s.
Jonathan Holman
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WTF?
you are right in several areas, however i find the following flaws:
1. Pain doesn't hurt one bit.
2. You were, are, and always will be sniffing, smoking or snorting the green EXPO
3. If that is how you want to die, Weever has taken control of your brain?
4. I don't even believe in love anymore
5. That would be a dog, all dogs go to heaven, all cats go to hell because their evil plotting little ***holes
6. I now must go drink becaus of you.
Now my own observations three:
1. Weever has taken control of my laptop.
2. I like swords, but not as much as giant explosions
3. Life's hard and then you have your face blown off by the nuclear explosion.
The one who calls himself,
James the Game
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Ok, noted. However, you must clarify the reason for your assumptions, I can do so for mine also, for instance, I believe in life after loving Kendall. You must state your reason for not believing in love at all, and for Weever having control of your laptop. And you must officially change your name to Fighter. And whatever happened to the yellow EXPO marker?
How come you don�t see the Registrar when you register for college?
Why do the sprinklers always come on wherever im at?
Does the world hate me?
Am I doomed?
But why is the rum gone?
And the yellow EXPO marker?
I smell cookies or burnt plastic.
Jonathan Holman
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love is an illusion our minds create to deal with the boredom of life alone, we are not in love, we are just lonely. I can tell Weever is in my laptop because it took me over an hour to type that other letter because the keyboard and mouse thingy misbehaved so much. And I'm not so much Fighter as a blend of Fighter, Black Mage, and Clay. Yellow is a scary color, I killed it because it looked at me wrong.
Isn't the Registrar an office where they pay people to stand around?
It is a sign that you need to bathe more.
That too.
Probably.
Because I snuck into your house yesterday.
I killed it, it is just as well because it was plotting with the evil penguins and the ninja monkeys to take over Canada.
Two very good smells indeed.
and now today's observation:
1. My hair sucks when I wake up, it's all poofy and stuck to the sides.
2. It needs trimmed, but I am growing the length until it is at least to my shoulders.
3. Poker is fun until you lose, then it is a cruel, cruel mistress indeed.
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Is yellow scary because it is the same color as urine? Do you sneak into my house often?
My hair looks like someone took a bite out of it in the morning.
Are you trying to be Mr Linder?
Poker is only fun if you are playing with real money and winning. Losing bad and not option.
No option on losing.
Some of my worst enemies are at my church.
Family members make good slaves
College: the fiscal frontier. These are the voyages of the Dysfunctional Duo (you and me). It 4-year mission: To explore the strange world of college. To seek out new people and new ways to better our own situations (or worsen them if we want). To stoically go where many, not from Hillsboro, have gone before.
(In the above, the following definition of stoic was used to exaggerate the significance of the significance. Stoic A member of an originally Greek school of philosophy, founded by Zeno about 308 B.C., believing that God determined everything for the best and that virtue is sufficient for happiness. Its later Roman form advocated the calm acceptance of all occurrences as the unavoidable result of divine will or of the natural order.)
Hill College has not yet begun to process records from registration, so my major still says Liberal Arts. The on-line registration program says I have no Advisor, even though I have met her.
Maybe Weaver likes you. Or likes-you-likes-you. She does seem to follow you, doesn�t she? Now that�s scary. Love is not only an illusion, but a very expensive one. And at times, I am way beyond lonely, I�m down right withdrawn into total self-alienation, since I feel that I am so lonely, that I want to spite fate, where fate is sending people to me to take away from my loneliness, but I do say that Rob Thomas and I share in one belief, I don�t wanna be lonely no more. I also have done something I have never done before. Congratulate me. I skipped class Friday. I didn�t go to Computer Science cuz I didn�t want to. I was sitting in the Student Center watching King of the Hill and eating a bag of chips.
I know, I�m not much of a rebel. Yet.
Jonathan Holman
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No, I already told you, yellow is scary because of the Canada plot. And yes, every other Thursday night.
It was me, it doesn't taste very good.
Linder? how?
non money winning is still fun
"No option on losing" What color is your skin?
family members who go to your church make good slaves and very powerful enemies
i'm confused.
i'm an undeclared major until I take 15 hours of Journalism and 3 more of math, and I habe yet to meet or hear from my real advisor, but I know my peer advisor
why do all of my insane Spanish teachers love me?
I am skipping class right now for the third of fourth time this year
be a rebel you must.
and today's observations:
1. Homecoming is the ultimate time to come home.
2. Speeding tickets get slightly less expensive if you wait long enough.
2. It's only illegal if you get caught.
4. Gues whose back, bakk again, Weaver;s back tell a frend.
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Ok, but Canada dry is green. So I don�t get it.
Linder has long hair, dude, ur growing yours out just to be like linder.
My skin was chalk last time I checked.
Indeed.
Explain how please.
Again, I say, indeed.
God no!
Today at Hilltop U:
I am sick of my Comp. Sci. class. Cuz it boring!
I hate sprinklers.
I love water squirting my face.
I love sarcasm.
My chair isn�t water proof.
Everyday proves that someone will provoke the wrath of he who calls himself JohnnyLightning.
I hate snack machines.
I love copy machines that shoot paper into the floor.
I love lamp,
No, I�m not just saying that because I see one, I love lamp.
I will perpetually dream dreams that defy reality, bend physics, and creep me out beyond logic.
I�m turning into Greg, please stop me.
Help
Help
No seriously, help.
Check out my signature.
Jonathan Holman-Computer Science (Business Administration)/Accounting Major; Secondary Education Minor; BMOC
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what does the horrifying beverage known as Canada Dry have to do with this?
I'll address my long hair in today's observations
then don't say no option
if you pay the ticket, you pay no court costs. I did not realize gthis, so when I found out, it lowered the cost.
not as boring as my Eastern European astronomy profeesor
again with the war on sprinklers, why haven't you killed them yet?
repeat the previous line.
and again
and again
and everyday proves that stupid people rule the world
snack machines are good
my printer needs a copier, but it doesn't have one
really,
but have you made love to lamp?
dreams suck, they confuse me and constantly tell me how lonely I am
how so
i don't wanna
no
fine!
and after trying and failing to figure out what the hell BMOC is:
Today's Observation's
1. Yesterday I discovered I am the second coming of the Christ
2. I think I am going to trim my hair and dye the tips bright green or navy.
3. I crave a Budwiser Select, do you have one?
4. I have 1 test Thursday, 2 Friday, and 2 Monday.
5. Tests Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yellow and the Canada thing, you know. Yellow is scary cuz of Canada�s plot, but Canada Dry is green, and nasty.
I am turning into Greg because I�m becoming more and more cynical everyday. And I have officially started to ritualistically watch Family Guy.
You�re not helping!!!!!
In case you haven�t figured it out: Big Man On Campus
Ummmmm, you blasphemer?
What is your sexuality? Is your name Matt Bell. (I couldn�t resist)
Yes, and there�re mine, all mine. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests????? (Jeopardy theme.......................)
See above.
Today at Hilltop U:
Paper shredders like watches.
Printers hate paper.
I love House, cause he�s sarcastic like me.
I have almost melted the Linkin Park CD u gave me by playing it that much.
I realized that I forgot to call you Saturday, while I was eating lunch and some girl named Jamiey was being paged. I sorry. I will call you Saturday.
I have important things to tell you.
My counselor is Kaitlyn Perry�s cousin. Cooooooooool.
Caprice asked Clay Atchison to a Christmas dance. More details later.
Jonathan Holman-Computer Science (Business Administration)/Accounting Major; Secondary Education Minor; BMOC
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Family Guy is good for you.
I guess you think the hair color is a bad idead then.
Do they?
duh
what House is this and who lives there?
good for you.
huh?
k
which cousin?
ooh Juicy
Today's observations:
1. Vegetarian: Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
2. IPODS are more trouble than they are worth.
3. In just two days tommorrow will be yesterday.
4. What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Okay, I have transfered this e-mail to my Hotmail. I will explain below.
I like Family Guy. I feel a connection with both Bryan and Stuie(mispelled).
Yes the hair color is a bad idea.
The TV SHOW "House". You know the doctor guy????
Kaitlyn Perry's cousin, Jessica Shelton, is my counselor. She is Mrs.
Cunningham's daugh
Ok.
That darn Apple(tm).
Yeah..........
We're all doomed. Wait, we already knew that.
Today:
I broke the monitor on my laptop, so I have to use Hotmial so I can check my
e-mail at college.
I opened my laptop to fix it and voided the warranty in one swift move.
I "fixed it" right into the trash can (not literally)
Oh f**k, I hate my luck!
The campus connect finall says that I have an advisor, but it still says I am majoring in Liberal Arts.
As I promised, I will call you this Saturday, because I have stuff to tell
you that I haven't even mentioned in this e-mail. It happened last week. I
am going to the High School today to visit and I will tell you how it goes.
Tell me also when to plan to come down and visit again, cause I'm going to
have pictures to show you.
Jonathan Holman
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Sorry, I just thought dyeing the tips would break the mundanity, what would you suggest?
the concept of "House" scares me, I have started watching "Lost" and "Hi, My name is Earl" this season.
Wow, your luck and computer skills just both got put into serious question, are you sure it is your field of expertese?
Good luck on your journey into Hell.
I thought I already told you, I'll be home this weekend, I'll come by Saturday or Sunday
Today's Observations:
1. I almost had a phsycic girlfriend, but she dumped me before we met.
2. I would like to do a victory dance, because today's test was very easy, unfortunatly this will be followed by wails of depression after I fail in astronomy tomorrow.
3. I now check my email about 5 times a day, and several websites that update about every other day at least twice aday, does that make me sad.
4. Sony and Kodak must be stopped: Soon!
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Ok maybe you should dye your hair black and dye the tips blonde. That would
definite break the mundaneness of which you speak.
Why does House scare you, and have you "Lost" your mind?
Yes, I am positive, positive that I now have to spend $200 dollars to
replace a monitor on my laptop. This is the right career for me: breaking
computers and then fixing them!
I think I have passed Hell and am ascending through Purgatory.
Physic, or imaginary? just kidding
Victory dance, or Rumplestiltskin dance?
I don't know if that makes YOU sad. But me, no.
When did Kodak join the list? Have you been talking to Casey. (I have)
Do not under any circumstances return to HHS! Mrs. LeBlanc is a bitch! (I
didn't censor that, notice) I went into the office yesterday at 11:30 and
Mrs. Simmons was in there. The expression on her fact told me she wasn't
exactly happy to see me. She said that they weren't allowing visitors and
that I would have to talk to Ms. LeBlanc. I also saw the same look on her
face. She asked me how I was and then told me I couldn't visit but for just
the first few minutes of each lunch, and I would have to wait in the office
the rest of the time. My mom wasn't going to able to pick me up till 3:00,
so I asked her if I could go visit teachers during their conference periods.
She said no. So after I visited the first 5 minutes of 1st lunch, I called
my mom and she came and got me since she was at Brookshires. Go figure!
Visitors not allowed at Homecoming. I guess Homecoming isn't the time to
come home. I can even go see Ms. Merritt to get my damn prom video that I
paid $10 for! I can't go see Mrs. THomas, Mrs. Lewis, or Mrs. Immel. Death
to LeBlanc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh! Ok. Im bettererereer. *eye twitches*
I'm fine. Really. (who am i trying to convince, you or me) (why am i having
a conversation with myself on an e-mail?)
I will look forward to seeing you this weekend. Hopefully, without blue or
green in your hair.
Jonathan Holman
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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I cna't afford that much hair dye.
I dunno, and yes
good for you
both
both
i dunno
yes, but he's said it since last January
I'm sorry your journey into Hell/purgatory sucked.
Today's Observations:
1. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
2. Stupid laws make for many laughs.
3. I want two trees in my yard once I own a house: a money tree, and a beer tree.
The one who calls himself,
James the Game
unless he calls himself something else.
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And I want a toilet made of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?
I know several laws that are stupid such as speed limit, and left on red,
and DWI and .....
requiring a permit to get a permit.
A person may be smart, but people are stupid.
As for stupid people in large groups, look at ants, alone they are lost and
stupid, but together they can move apples and other large objects.
You must share your beer with me so that I can acquire a tast for it ;)
And you could share the money too..................
Good Bumperstickers/Quuips I Will Take Credit for:
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
You! Off my planet!
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep
yet.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Meandering to a different drummer.
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
Joke of the hour:
Harley Davidson and Woman
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and
goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been
such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward,
you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Davidson thinks about
it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and
introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor
of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major
design flaws in your invention: One, there's too much front-end protrusion
Two, it chatters at high speeds. Three, the rear end wobbles too much. Four,
the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer,
types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out
a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed,"
God tells Arthur Davidson, "but according to My Computer, more people are
riding my invention than yours."
Jonathan Holman
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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you have given me no back material to work with, so I will ask you a question before my observations
Did Clay say yes when Caprice asked him to the Christmas dance?
How did Caprice find Clay, I thought he generally avoided her?
Can Clay even dance?
Today's observations:
1. The two-step is my favorite variety of dance.
2. Texan girls are the hottest girls of all.
3. All play and no work puts you in danger of flunking out and going broke awfully quickly.
All the best from,
the one who calls himself James the Game
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Caprice knows that I see Clay here at college. So she wrote him a note for
me to give to him. He read it said he would think about it. If his dancing
is as bad as his singing we're all in toruble.
Can you even dance the two step?
Ok. Whatever you're on, I want some.
Who lied to you?
Today at Hilltop U:
I hate doors.
Level spelled backwards is level, a pallindrome
Kevin Fennell has my textbook and I want it back.
Everytime I check my mail, I have 69 messages, Is someone trying to tell me
something????
If so, please God don't let it be Eric Rigsby.
I need prayer, I take my first test in Programming Logic today.
Seth Green does one of the voices on Family Guy.
I don't like American Dad, and by don't like I mean loathe.
See I told you I'm turning into Greg.
What are your feelings toward your sister, Pam? Just curious. Do you think
she's a prep? I'll explain next e-mail.
Jonathan Holman
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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it is and we are
of course I can two-step
you're looking at the wrong girls
One of the voices in my head, I think it was the serious one.
Doors suck sometimes
So do pallindromes.
so steal it back
of course
No, it's Matt Bell
ok
duh
that's normal
nah
Of course she's a prep, she's popular, a cheerleader, and the youngest child. All of which mean she's spoiled as hell.
Today's Observations:
1. All essay tests lead to almighty brain drain.
2. I miss my cell phone already.
3. I wonder if I can steal my own identity, because I think I might have.
From the one who is still yet is no longer,
James the Game
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Who does Seth Green do the voice of???
Matt Bell! (&^*&%*%*&%*&% you bas**rd! I will have nightmares tonight! jk
The Almighty Brain Drain. I'm the Almighty Brain Drain. Since it is my
e-mail address.
Why do u miss your cell phone? Did your cell phone reject your advances? Do
you love cell phone?
Yes, and yes I think you did, but it ok cuz you don't have to press charges.
You'd both go 2 jail. (And by both, I mean you and/or the other you.)
Anyways, Caprice's brother Mark is in Pam's grade and he didn't know who you
were, so I said you were Pam's brother. Mark said, and I quote, "OH my God,
I hope he isn't like his sister." I don't think Jamie is preppy I said. But
I found out that Pam was mean to Mark, and they used to be friends, and now
he doesn't like her since she is preppy and ignores him and stuff. You know,
the whole Jr. High drama, who doesn't like who this week, thing.
Today @ Hilltop U:
I am writing this e-mail in my office at Hill College, on my computer that
is finally attached to the network.
I love flowcharts! (And by love, I mean loathe)
I have a strange feeling of deja vu.
I had a dream about kidnapping Jamie and taking him to Mexico.
I think that my dreams would either make good movies or make a phyciatrist
rich.
I folded 70 letters in 45 seconds.
A piece of plaster just fell into my coffee. Uggggg.
I have saw a musical band at the end of its rope.
I've been in college for almost a month, and I still haven't met my Prog.
Logic teacher.
I miss Ms. Immel.
I deserve whatever you say to that.
I took my graduation photo with Ms. LeBlanc and punched out her eyes. It
felt good.
I promise I don't need psyciatric care.
Jonathan Holman
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Chris, of course
I left my charger at home, and my cell phone died.
you have an office?!
flowcharts are mean.
all over again?
Mexico is fun.
both
wow, you have too much free time to practice that obviously
your new office is falling apart
huh cool
ahhh
of course you do
that's nice
you shouldn't oughta make promises you can't keep
Today Observations:
1. My poor organization skills suck, they are forcing me to miss our biggest football game of the year tonight because I missscheduled an Astronomy lab.
2. Tailgating is fun, damnit I'm gonna miss that too.
3. I must now go in search of truth, justice, and Metallica.
From the man/boy often reffered to (in the third-person) as,
James the Game
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By the way, I used a folding machine to fold the letters.
Why think you do so? You did brain again your hurt? (Poor planning on your
part does not constitute an emergency on my part.)
Explain why you will MISS it, can't you still do it?? (Do it, do it
now!!!!!!!!)
Please elaborate, cuz im confused!!!!!!! (Then again, just being in the
world makes me confused)
Today, ah screw it:
Yes, my office is falling apart.
I sent my parent taught driving packet application in yesterday.
I am sending my laptop to Dell today.
I am sending the video card back thursday.
I need a loan from the USPS.
I had a dream about trying to outrun the cops in my minivan.
When professors say they're here to help, they mean help youself.
Why me?
Why not you?
I like lamp a little too much.
I don't like breathing enough.
Jonathan Holman
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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oh, a machine, me so stupid.
Huh, I missed it because I was at my lab while everyone else tailgaited and went to the game
i don't remember
that sucks
awesome
cool
why?
do they give loans?
generally cop cars can outrun minivans pretty easily
duh
because you touch yourself at night
because shut up
you need help
quickly
Today's Observations:
1. I am making a lower grade in College Allgebra than I did in Algebra II when they are basically the same course, how is that possible?
2. Boring teachers have robbed me of my like of astronomy. (and I never liked any other science but I still have to take one more what should I do?)
3. Why is it that I am able to solve everyone's problems except my own, and end up asking you to solve them for me?
The confused child 4 out of 5 dentists think might be as stuppid as he once thought he was,
James the Game
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Sorry it took so long, I didn't forget.
Well, math is just one of those things.
GEOG 1710; Earth Science or GEOL 1610; Introductory Physical Geology ----
sounds easy to me.
(I pulled these out of UNT'S catalog, not Hill College's)
Cuz you're wierd like that, and that's what friends are for.
Today @ Hilltop U:
(I just realized that the above isn't accurate cuz Hill College isn't a
university.)
Speaking of science classes, I haven't decided what I'm taking yet.
The Astronomy teacher here is a jack ass according to my advisor.
I'm taking A&P Biology with Mrs. Curbo, whenever the course is available.
I am developing severe carpal tunnel syndrome in my right wrist.
I need a nap.
I think my blood pressure was low on Friday, cuz I was very lathargic.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Where have you been young man?
I think I'm gonna take Honors Chemistry and hope to get help from a good tudor
Take the one where they let you set the most things on fire. (probably some sort of chemistry)
I also need some short sleep
I'm normally pretty lethargic, should I have my blood pressure examined by a doctor?
Today's Observations:
1. You skip two scheduled days and this is the best you can do.
2. I had several wiity, insightful observations to make, but I forgot them over the weekend.
3. Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. How weird!
The abnormal thing, growing out of the wall, or
James the Game
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I don't know do you? My copmuter still isn't back yet, so I haven't been
able to reply.
Yeah they suck. Try these.
The Past Hour @ Hilltop U:
I can't walk.
Wow! --- a very useless word.
I have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
I need an "EASY" button.
Colllege life is better than home life.
I'm scared of the thing growing out of my wall.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... :(
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Do you not go to college on Thursdays or Fridays?
I also have the need for an easy button.
I would be too.
Today's More Observations:
1. My roomate got a laptop this weekend, now this one is all mine.
2. I need to get a life.
3. How 'bout them Cowboys?
From the one who can only come up with one creative nickname per day,
James the Game
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Yes but I was actually doing work on Friday. Instead of blowing everying
off.
Correction: You need a "better" life.
What about them?
Update:
Cheeze-Its are still the best snack food.
The Computer Services Department at this college doesn't exist.
Or does it?
Area 51 does exist.
I hate answering the phone when the other person doesn't wait for hello.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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that's no excuse
no, I need a life.
They played like real football players this week
I like pretzels and grasshopper cookies
no it doesn't
of course it does, that's where they faked the moon landing
my bad
Stop making me observe things today:
1. What's the deal, we go from missing two days in a row to making me think 3 times in 1 day.
2. My Mondays have been downgraded from chronic to mild.
3. I bow to the almighty Coke which is currently my only known cure, as my coffee supply has dried up.
From the one whose nickname supply dried up almost as fast as his love life,
James the Game
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Yes, it is a valid excuse. ANd We aRe TRYinG to MAKE uP FoR LoSt TiMe hErE.
My mondays have been downgraded from a Category5 insane, to a Category0
boring.
My advice: Buy more coffee, coke is not good for you.
Look at the ingrediants, Phosphoric Acid leeches calcium from your bones,
and it also reverses rusting on metal.
Turn your speakers on and click:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm
More still:
I need food.
I need a van that I can drive.
I wrote a poem that I want your thoughts on, but sadly *sniff* I left it at
home.
When I get a car, I am acting on my dreams and kidnapping Jamie, but we are
going to Waco, not Mexico.
I fell asleep in my office and woke up with a spider on my face.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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I can't even have a coffee pot in my room, I must live and die by the Coke.
But Mexico is more fun than Waco and also cheaper
Spiders are mean
Observations:
I am on strike from writing at you until tomorrow
No mas
Senor Jaime el Jugador
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Is that Grup X narrating that video? I gthink that is Grup X. Grup X is awesome. Clear eyes is awesome. I am on a caffeine high, can you tell? lol
The Man of Much Gameyness (yeah it's a word now so shut up)
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Writing "at" me??? Ok........................
2Day @ hilltop u:
My laptop is back.
I stripped the screw on the memory cover so I can't upgrade my memory.
It is possible to like doing things you hate.
Clay is still pondering if he will accompany Caprice to the Ball.
I am still pondering balls,..................... ok, I'll stop.
I had a fight with my pillow and lost.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Yay for your laptop!
That's no good.
Really.
You want I should help him ponder?
huh?
I've done that before.
Today's Observations:
1. I'm off to do my laundry, the wonderful laundry of Oz, no wait that's not the song.
2. I finally found out why I can't download music with the downloader I bought: The site's a messed up devil that owes me money.
3. I have an extreme gift for procrastination and an increasing gift for typing.
From, the laziest loophole finder in the county known as Denton,
James the Game
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This message has been returned to my main account. But maybe not for long
(I'll explain below)
Help him ponder how exactly?
Laundry, fun, fun.
OK, sure.
We knew that already, tell *us something we didn't know.
Today:
*According to what I just said, there is more than one of me now.
I got my driver's ed packet today.
I may be getting SBC Yahoo DSL soon!!!!!!! *Rumplestiltskin dance*
I like the $15,000 copy machine at Hill College.
Jonathan Holman
"Life is like a grindstone; whether it grinds a man down or polishes him
up, depends on the stuff he is made of." - Unknown
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The beatings will continue until his answer improves.
no, really, they sent me an email that said they probably owe me money.
Ahh! Clear the roads! Just kidding :)
SBC Yahoo DSL tried to kill my laptop, and my mom's it's evil :(
You should show it your love in some extravagant way, like me and the Tirey
in the computer.
Today's Observations:
1. Every time my ego gets a little boost, I find a way to proove how stupid
I really am.
2. I don't wanna work, i wanna bang on my drum all day, I don't wanna play,
I just wanna bang on my drum all day Hey Hey Hey.
3. The beatings will also continue until morale improves.
From the pirate captain in charge of plundering and beatings,
James the Game
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You're not stupid, you're Common Sensically Challenged
Um, that's a song isn't it?
Ok, I'll be a good boy, don't hurt me Mommy, No!!!!!!!
Today:
I got paid for showing up to a meeting.
I did no work, I just worked on my site.
I like Jayde, and if she wasn't so gothic and already had a boyfriend, I'd
ask her to be mine.
I like girl scout cookies.
I saw Matt and it confirmed to me again that he is queer.
I looked up his permanent record and discovered that he is doing cosmetology.
Jonathan Holman
"Life is like a grindstone; whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up,
depends on the stuff he is made of." - Unknown
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oh, yeah
of course
what kind of meeting?
I'm rubbing off on you.
Jayde who?
I love all cookies.
I'm scared.
I'm still scared.
Today's Observations:
1. I'm running out of things to tell you, because I am talking to you right
now.
2. I have to get tudoring to pass the Grammer, Spelling, and Punctuation
test. How embarrasing!
3. Facebook is fun, I wish Hill had it.
From,
James the Game, p.m. version
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Jayde, well she is the work study I work with.
Okay
I can help
What is Facebok?
Since I am talking to you, I have no observations
Jonathan Holman
"Life is like a grindstone; whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up,
depends on the stuff he is made of." - Unknown
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Is she hot? Since when are you into Goth chicks?
No, its cool, I have a professional tutor and stuff, but it's still embarassing.
Facebook is like the thing we're on, only better, and you have to go to one
of a list of colleges and know your college email
Please answer these in YIM and I'll think of more Observations tomorrow or
something,
May the Insanity be with You,
The Game, James is
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Ok, well the meeting was a tutoring meeting to discuss changes to the
paperwork procedure.
(Look back a couple of messages, you asked me about this)
I really enjoyed talking to you this weekend on YIM, I may be adding our
conversations to the website also, who knows?
Today @ Hilltop U:
I made a 100 on my first Programming test. random wheelchair break-dancing>
I have to help with college day here at Hilltop 2day, maybe some people
from
HHS will be here.
If u r on between 1-3 2day, i might be on YIM if im not doing something for
Mrs. Green or Mrs. Sims.
I need a miracle.
I feel immature because I have a crush on a Sophomore in college who's out
of my league, and is already engaged in another relationship. I feel like
one of those fools that rush in.
You have really gotten me pndering about the existence of love and I have
began to write a poem about it. Hopefully it will help me sort things out.
Wish me luck.
Don't forget to send me your poems when you finish them.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Please don't post most of those where people can read them
Go wheelchair breakdancing
People from HHS are to lazy to go to something like college day.
I can get on when my 1 o'clock class is over
Why do you need a miracle?
Have you talked to her about it? Sometimes that can help, even if she is
already committed to someone else.
Hopefully your poem can help you, we don't both need to be this lost.
I am slowing down poetry, as I now have a brain wave for a children's/young
adult novel.
Today's Observations:
1. Science and religion must truly hate each other.
2. Novels take much more pre-planning than poems and short stories.
3. I need to start looking for a job a lot harder than I am right now.
From, the one who hopes to be published before he has a degree,
J Russell the Game
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Only for our eyes only!
I need a miracle to get all my work done.
No, she's definitely not interested in me that way, and talking to her about
it would be very awckward.
Yes, they do.
Indeed, I know, first hand.
Good luck.
Today (and yeserday) @ Hilltop U:
I have begun to write a novel, which u already know.
I have been extensively upgrading my website.
I have so much work to do and I don't know where to start.
I've been fighting alot with my mom lately, I don't know why.
I injured my back today, opening a door, heavy door.
I have really enjoyed our chats, and am looking forward to our adventures on
The White Ferret.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Even if she has no interest, things can only get easier, because she will help you if she knows.
Fighting and injuries are bad.
Today's Observations:
1. My brain feels fuzzy.
2. I only needed 1 tutoring session and I'm ready for the GSP.
3. Why do you do, the wacky weed?
From the master of puppets whose pulling your strings,
James the Game
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Um, I'll think about it.
Too much time on TWF.
Hoooray!
Um, because I touch myself at night?
Today:
Im bored.
Why are most of my friends at college, adults?
I may end up at UTA if TRC tells me I can drive.
Too many ACRONYMS!
I may not be albe to finish my book, it might incriminate me.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Yes, think about it then do it.
Stop being bored
Because you need to loosen up and talk to people more
I know a few people there
Evil acronyms
How so?
Today's observations:
1. The GSP is at 3 on Thrusday, wish me luck.
2. Holy crazy pirates Batman, I'm out of Cokes.
3. I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
From the temporarily (or not so much) insane one,
James the Game
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I'll think about it.......
I can't.
Again, I can't.
ok
Yes, evil, and large in number, esp. in COSC
Im writing my novel exactally as stuff happened, and there are a few things
people don't know about. ;)
Since it's Friday, how did u do on the GSP?
But why is the coke gone?
Do you? Well isn't that special?
Today @ Hilltop U:
I'm gonna be in the same class for 4 hours today.
I think I'm in over my head with this driving thing.
A cure for hangover's fixes concussions too.
Don't touch me, cuz you might start believing your immune to gravity and
stuff.
I still love lamp.
Folder spelled backwards is redlof.
I like the fact that my typing is improving; TWF has a lot to do with that,
and the constant IMing with James the Game online.
Later Days,
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Do it, do it now.
I'll know how I did in about an hour and a half, ask me later.
Because I'm too lazy to buy more, I'm also out of laundry detergent
It is, it is special
Have fun there.
Can I help?
Yeah, too bad that's not real
Ees berry, berry funny to quote TWF
You and lamp have fun this weekend.
That's nice
Good for you
Today's Observations:
1. I missed this yesterday.
2. I get to battle the traffic and go to Fort Worth this afternoon/evening
3. Our cold front finally came through last night. Happiness
From the one who wishes The Weekenders still came on,
James the Game
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I'm still thinking about it.
Ok, I'm asking again.
You could take the driving test for me.
Already discussed on messenger.
Today:
Halloween is on the way, and you must come for Halloween and see me as a
goth.
My hands are frozen.
I have no lunch for today :((
I love lamp in a totally non-plutonic way.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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The asking will continue until the answer improves
I passed all the parts
That probably wouldn't do you any good
I can't come for Halloween, I need to study this weekend
Warm then with FIRE
Lunch is good
Does Jayde know of your love of lamp? Tell her about that when you confess your crush for her.
Today's Observations:
1. It went from 91 to 35 in less than 2 days here.
2. My second wave of tests is about to start.
3. Check out my hook while the dee jay revolves it.
From the master of ice which is both vanilla and too cold,
James the Game
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What happened to the beatings? (I think I'll shut up)
Just the written test, I have to do the actuall driving.
No, and she doesn't need to know I have sexual fantasies with inanimate
objects.
Stay warm, and good luck.
Don't quit your day job. I wasn't being rude, about you not having one and
all.
Today:
My hand has 3 band-aids on it cuz i hurt it that much.
I went to Bankruptcy Court today, and had fun. (details later)
I like gumbo, but not nausea.
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Talk to her, talk to her now
I would probably fail the written for you
Poor Hand
That doesn't sound good
Mmm Gumbo
Last Night's Observations
1. I have Prince stuck in my head.
2. Prince looks and sounds like Michael Jackson.
3. My headphones are busted, I'm expecting a new pair i the mail.
From someone who really needs those new headphones,
James th Game
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Ok, nvm then.
Kiss, 1999, and Let's Get Crazy, just to name a few.
Yes he does.
I srry.
Today @ Hilltop U:
I may have to change my identity.
I got my first paycheck today. *Happy Dance*
Never forget: earless style
A squirrel at UNT is albino.
A squirrel at Hilltop is rabid, and attacks me.
I feel a seizure coming on.
I taught Computer Science today.
I feel special.
I learned how to do a mail merge in Word, and it is good.
I have seen the light, and it is good.
I made Clay jealous, and it felt good.
I made love to lamp and it felt good.
Wait, that was a dream......
From the one who is still thinking about it.......
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Think harder until you come to the right solution
Why do you have to change your identity?
Pay is good
no, not earless style
Albino means white
A llama at TWF is rabid and licks me.
Clay can help with that
Go teacher dude
You should
Cool
Awesome
Mean
WTF mate
Weird dreams
Today's Observations:
1. I have more friends I've never seen than I do at UNT.
2. I need a life...and a girlfriend.
3. I'm sadful and slightly depressed.
From the oh so lonely one,
James the Game
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I don't know, I 4got
yes, earless style, don't 4get Tirey.
Clay must help me.
I'm sorry.
Ditto.
Again.
Today (and the past 5 days) @ Hilltop F-U:
I almost cried cuz the counseling center didn't win the decorating contest,
and Jayde worked hard on it.
I had a dream that I was naked walking around at college.
I dreamt that I was initiated into a wierd fraternity and they tried to
murder me.
I feel tired, run-down, and listless. Maybe i need Vitametavegamin.
I like mailing letters as much as I do falling off a cliff.
I have had another I can't discuss on a e-mail, must call you, and it has
also prompted me to reveal a secret to you ;)
Don't be scared about the above comment.
Still, sitting, thinking about it, and waiting,
Jonathan Holman; A.K.A. Senor Hola; A.K.A. The Almighty Brain Drain
Computer Science (Business Administration) Major; BMOC; TRIO Lab Assistant
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Please let me forget Tirey
Tell her what you feel, sharing helps
Your dreams are all weird, go see a shrink
No, you need to switch from I Love Lucy reruns to a real TV show
I almost rolled all the way down the second tallest mountain in Texas once
But I am scared, very scared
Today's Observations:
1. Sleep is for the weak.
2. Fire is your friend.
3. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
From the fount of eternal wisdom,
James the Game
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