Q: What's your favorite color?

A: My favorite color used to be green, but now it's competing with blue. However, it you're going to be fantabulous, you have to like many colors and be able to discern which ones look good on you.

Q. What is your family like?

A: They're not as fantabulous as I am, if that's what you're asking.

Q: I get the impression you go out a lot. Is that true?

A: Yes. One cannot be fantabulous sitting on one's posterior watching reruns of "LaVerne and Shirley".

Q: Do you have a lot of friends?

A: Yes, but a fantabulous person can never have too many friends; or too much money.

Q: Do you ever give fantabulosity lessons?

A: No. You're either fantabulous or you're not.

Q: If you could re-do one thing in your life, what would it be?

A: I would discover my fantabulosity at an earlier age. Life would have been a lot fantabulouser then.