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This was a 10-patty burger I ate at the famous, DogNBurger in Norfolk, Virginia. I came in there and had their burgers before and thought they were good. I had asked Jsin one day if they did 3-patty burgers and he said sometimes they did. So I asked him for one and he did it. The next week, I'd asked him if they did 4-patty burgers and he said, 'If you eat it, you can have it for free!' So I did and came back the next week and asked for a pentaburger, yes, do the math, a 5-patty burger. Next, hexaburger, octaburger and then I told them about a decaburger. They didn't know what to do with this. I had it all mapped out on graph paper. I had the dimensions and I spoke to some engineers at ODU about the whole construction of this burger. My cardiologist's number was on speed dial on my cell phone, so I said, what the hell. I knew that RiteAid Pharmacy was about 100 yards away and wasn't sure if that was really how far away it was. But I'd asked the guys makin' the burger: Jsin, Wayne and Greg, how far RiteAid was and they said, 'Why?' and I replied, 'I just need to know so that the Nightingale has room to land that chopper to take me to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital's Cardiac Unit!
This burger was pretty big. I went ahead and did it. It was birthday in 2003 and I was turning 31. What do you do on yer birthday? Eat cake? Nope, I ate a fuckin' 10 fuckin' patty burger with 10 slices of cheese! Yep, they even had the audacity to ask me if I wanted fries! I said, 'HELL NO!' I just needed some condiments, a diet soda, and a shitload of napkins!
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Jsin & Wayne constructing the decaburger!
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Greg posing with the decaburger. The engineers agreed with me in the construction being the 10 patties on 2 subrolls. It came out perfect!
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A couple of bites into it. Wooo! That's a big fuckin' burger!
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Halfway done with this fuckin' beast!
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I got the ok from the DNB staff to move troops into the next 5-patties! My cardiologist was sending me a text message! NOOOOOO!!!!!
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The last fuckin' bite of the 10 fuckin' patty decafuckin' burger, motherfuckers!!!!
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After many napkins, one diet soda, ketchup, mustard and the high morale from the DNB staff! The Deca Madness was over!
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I got the burger here and I left it here! |
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