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| Hey, my name is Jonathon, but my friends call me Kegger. Here's some info about me down below. |
| Name Jonathon Nickname Kegger Birthdate 11/29/81.....Sagittarius Location Columbia, MD School Graduate from UNC @ Wilmington Major Criminal Justice for a career in Law Enforcement Hobbies Taekwondo, swimming, the beach, music, movies, and drinkin! Job Trying to be a police officer! Fav Bands Everclear!! also Fuel, The Verve Pipe, Sting, U2, Aerosmith, Oleander, Our Lady Peace, and ICP!!! Fav Movies Star Trek , James Bond, Ocean's Eleven, SWAT Fav Word Woodchuck - I was originally born in Houston, TX on November 29th, 1981. Since then I have lived in Columbus, OH, Charlotte, NC, and Wilmington, NC. - I'm a 2000 graduate from Providence High School. Screennames Woodchuckfool (main one) + Johnnykegr Johnnykegr@cs.com |
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| Just to let you all know, i will be taking over the world in a few years and i've already put together some rules i will be implementing. 1) No child shall be named Jonathon/John because there are too damned many! In fact, i would really appreciate if all other people named Jonathon/John would change their name; but i will not enforce that. 2) Dumbshits will be sent to an island that will be decided upon in the future; this includes rednecks. 3) Pavilion will be spelled Pavilon. 4) No more Flowmasters and whacked out spoilers. Also, cars that are decorated up more than they should be will be destroyed. This especially includes piece of shit cars that are made to look more cool than they really are. 5) All the bullshit taught in school will be greatly reduced. Subjects will only be taught once and schooling will only teach what is needed to know at the certain age. Also the school years will be shortened and every school system in America will run on the same schedule. 6) George Carlin's idea for the Toughest Man battle will go into effect. Once a year, all the men who think they are the toughest and most badass motherfuckers in the world will enter into a competition to where they are put into a huge pit and they must fight each other to the death. Then the last man alive will be the winner, put on a pedestal, awarded a metal claiming him the toughest mofo in the world, then shot in the head. 7) If you drive like shit or too slow, you will not get a license. Old people will not be allowed to drive either. 8) A special committee will be started to forever smack people on the head who have been on the Jerry Springer Show. 9) Chinese food kicks ass. 10) Woodchucks will become most revered animal |
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| I also decided that after i take over, im gonna throw a bigass festival called FESTIVAL OF WOODCHUCKS. Heres some things its gonna have: - food, games, rides - ICP and some other bands they play with will be performing in concert, also their music will be broadcast all over the place - Theres gonna be a sports marathon called the Kegathon. Theres gonna be a bunch of sports. ex-like the one George Carlin made up that i talked about - like Where's Waldo, theres gonna be a live game of Where's Redneck - lots and lots of something i like to call....alcohol - bobbing for apples! |
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