I'll settle for you, chapter 7

Zoicyte aka Johnnyjosh

Warnings; Language, Yaoi, some het this chapter, strange stuff.

Notes; Weirdness, insanity, humor (at least I think some of it's funny, anyway), some MAJOR OOC, WAFFY, sap and silliness in places, AU, THIS IS BASED ON THE ANIME. I guess this takes place when Bra is like, 16, Goten and Trunks are like, 27 and 28 respectively, and Pan is about 14. You'll have to excuse me if I make a few mistakes with plot and characters, I've only seen DBZ up until the cell saga.

Rating; NC-17.

Pairing; Piccolo + Vegeta.

Description; The first baby's here! Three more on the way????!!!

Disclaimer; Don't own 'em, not makin' any money.

Notes; Thanks to Lara, special thanks to Zab Jade for her help and extra special thanks to Jari S for the help with my questions.

"Denotes speaking"

*Denotes thoughts*

Piccolo and Vegeta's house one hour later.....

Bulma rushed into the house, her expression grim, Yamcha's concerned. "Okay now you two, I want each of you to take a cup and go into the bathroom. I need a urine sample." She demanded without so much as a hello.

"What?! Aw you're kidding me!" Goku cried, his face crimson. "Do we have to?" He asked, backing up a step.

"Well...." Bulma said with a sly smile, bending over to take something from her medical bag. "It's either pee in the cup, or get....A NEEDLE!" She shouted, holding one right in front of Goku's eyes.

"WAAAHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!" Goku shrieked, scrambling away and hiding behind Vegeta and Piccolo, who looked at each other and chuckled. "GO'WAY!!" The terrified Saiyan cried.

"Come on koi..." Juunanigou soothed, going over and taking Goku's trembling hand. "Let's go give Bulma her sample."

"There's no need for me to give you any sample." Vegeta hmphed, crossing his arms and glaring at her. "I know exactly what's wrong with both of us."

"What is it?" The cyborg cried sharply, startling everyone.

"We're pregnant." Vegeta said quietly.

Everyone in the room except Vegeta and Piccolo facevaulted, winding up on the floor in a heap.

"Payback's a bitch." Piccolo smirked, Vegeta smirked right back at him.

"You knew?" Yamcha cried, jumping to his feet.

"Of course I knew baka!" The prince snapped. "We Saiyan males are capable of conceiving children, have been for generations."

"But how?" Bulma asked, finally getting up with some help from Yamcha.

"Well, to make a long story short, after we became the dominant race on our world, we garnered the attention of some beings that were in the business of...shall we say...planet brokerage that gave us the technology for scouters and space pods." Vegeta glared at Goku who was still whimpering about needles before continuing. "We had been having a strange problem on Vegeta-sei for several years. The problem was there were hardly any females being born. For some reason, Saiyan males were no longer able to make female children. We had an entire generation of strong, healthy Saiyan males, and barely any females in their age group for them to mate with. We began reserving the females for the highest ranked males, and the other classes were threatening to revolt. The beings we were by that time basically working for began doing tests and experiments on us, trying to find a solution to the problem that by this time threatened to wipe out the Saiyan race." He paused, and picked up his coffee cup, taking a deep drink before continuing. "The answer they came up with was a kind of forced evolution, changing the physiology of Saiyan males enough that they could conceive, and carry a baby to term." Vegeta cleared his throat and blushed. "Unfortunately there was no way for them to give us a way to actually birth the baby, so we were taught how to extract the babies safely." He finished his coffee and sat down at the table to start in on his fifth helping of breakfast.

Goku watched Vegeta eating, and decided to follow suit. He picked up a single piece of toast and ate it daintily. "So we're pregnant. Cool!" Goku grinned, reaching for a second piece of toast as everyone breathed a quiet sigh of relief to see him eating again.

Thoughtful silence followed Vegeta's stunning revelations, and the wheels turned steadily in Bulma's head as she tried to make sense of it all. "So this definitely means C-section birth for the both of you." She sighed, wondering how the hell she was going to get an in labor Goku to submit to a spinal block, or an IV needle. *Oh yeah, this is gonna be interesting.* She frowned. "Hey Vegeta,"she asked, grabbing a cup of coffee for herself, "how long does the pregnancy last?" she smiled as she glanced over to Piccolo's stomach, which while not huge, was noticeably round. "How you feeling Piccolo?" She smiled at the much more mellow than usual Namek. "Your due next week. Nervous?"

Piccolo smirked and shook his head. "What's there to be nervous about? You have been over here everyday for the last three weeks, I have a direct line pager to get hold of you whenever I need you, Dende has been in psychic contact with me at least once a day since I got pregnant and I am more pissed off than anything else because I HAVEN'T HAD A MOMENT'S PEACE IN THREE WEEKS!" He shouted, but the grin on his face said he enjoyed all the attention.

Suddenly Piccolo's eyes widened, and he clutched his stomach, groaning softly. Vegeta jumped out of his chair and was at his side in an instant, worry etched on his features. He grabbed Piccolo just in time to keep him from falling, and Juunanigou Goku and Yamcha were at his side immediately, laying the sweating, growling Namek on the floor gently.

Where do you want to go Piccolo?" Goku asked, staring down at his long time friend.

"D...Dende's.." He ground out as his water broke.

Goku grabbed Piccolo's hand and Vegeta's shoulder, the three of them vanishing instantly. Juunanigou took off into the air while Yamcha swept Bulma into his arms to follow him.

"Dende!" Vegeta shouted as the three warriors appeared on the lookout. "It's time!"

"Alright." The young Kami said calmly. "Let's get him into the room Bulma and I prepared."

Vegeta and Goku carried the distressed Namek into a room, and gently set him on the bed. Juunanigou Yamcha and Bulma arrived minutes later.

"Alright, now Piccolo do you want any painkillers?" Bulma asked, digging through her bag.

Piccolo roared in pain as the first severe contraction ripped through his abdomen. "What the fuck to you think?" A panicked Vegeta shouted at her. "Alright you three turn around!" He hollered at Juunanigou Goku and Yamcha. When they complied, he quickly helped Dende stip off Piccolo's gi and settle the shouting Namek under the blankets.

"I swear to Kami you are never getting me to go uke again Veg...AAAHHHH!!" Piccolo shrieked in pain, his upper body raising up off the bed with the force of his next contraction.

Dende and Bulma positioned Piccolo's legs and got ready to help with the delivery as Vegeta anxiously sat beside his lover holding his hand and wiping at his face with a cool cloth.

"I think I see the baby!" The young Namek exclaimed excitedly.

"Yup, that's it!" Bulma confirmed. "Okay Piccolo, just one more push should do it, boy this is one of the fastest deliveries I've ever seen!" She grinned. "Wow, having muscles and power like Piccolo has more advantages than I thought."

Piccolo shouted and gave one good hard push at Dende and Bulma's encouragement and the baby was born.

A hushed silence fell over the room as Piccolo collapsed on the bed, with Vegeta trying to tend to him, while straining to see the baby as well. Suddenly a loud wail filled the room as Bulma managed to clear out the baby's mouth and nose.

"It's a girl!" Mr. Popo said happily. "Congratulations!" He hurried over and shook Vegeta's hand and clasped Piccolo's shoulder gently.

"So what's her name you guys?" Goku asked between cooing at the large baby as Bulma busily weighed and measured her, as well as taking samples for a full analysis later. Yamcha stood beside Bulma and kissed her hair, whispering something that made her blush and swat at him, saying she was too old for that now.

Vegeta's eyes narrowed thoughtfully. "I guess you were right." He said. "We should have thought up a girl's name as well."

"I already did." Piccolo smirked. "Her name is Chella." Piccolo announced as Bulma presented Piccolo and Vegeta with the now clean and bundled up baby.

Everyone crowded around the parents and baby, and watched silently as Vegeta picked her up and took her blanket off briefly, saying he wanted to see her.

Chella's skin was the same deep green as Piccolo's, and she had his antennae and pointed ears, but they were softened, smaller than his. She had no hair just like Piccolo but she lacked the contrasting textures and colors of his skin, instead being the same deep green all over. She had fairly long, hard sharp nails, and was born with a full set of teeth, prominent canines included.

"With those teeth, even if I could, I wouldn't breast feed." Piccolo quipped, making everyone laugh.

"She's beautiful." Vegeta whispered as he leaned down and kissed Piccolo softly, wrapping Chella back up and giving her to her mother.

"She sure is." Piccolo smiled as he dragged Vegeta down beside him and cuddled with his family.

Two weeks later at Capsule Corp........

Everyone had assembled for a huge get together dinner. Piccolo and Vegeta proudly showed off Chella, and Gohan and Videl announced happily that she and Gohan were expecting a second child, a boy. Yamcha and Bulma announced that they were going to try for a child as well.

Chi-Chi and Mr. Satan were sitting together and chatting intimately during the meal, looking away from each other only when Juuhachigou started bugging Chi-Chi, making poor Krillin choke on his wine.

"So five more months until we see your babies huh?" Juuhachigou smirked as she cornered the two Saiyans and their mates.

"About that, yup!" Goku grinned, patting his slightly swollen stomach gently. Vegeta's stomach was more noticeable given his smaller build, and the fact that the baby's father was around 8 feet tall. The two cyborgs and Goku sweatdropped as Vegeta raided the buffet table for the ninth time, heaping up a serving tray that had been doubling as the ravenous little Saiyan's dinner plate all evening. Piccolo merely chuckled and walked over to get some water.

Son Goten was on the balcony, sitting on the railing dangling his feet in the air completely oblivious to his surroundings as he thought about everything that had happened in the last three months. *Gosh, who would have thought my Dad would wind up with Juunanigou. My brother and Videl getting back together is pretty neat though. So Piccolo and Vegeta have a little girl.* He grinned. *This is cool. I wonder what Vegeta and Dad's babies will look like.* His smile quickly turned into a frown. *I still haven't told Trunks how I feel yet. I don't know how. Besides, if Dad and Vegeta can get pregnant, does that mean Trunks and I could too?* He winced at that thought. *He would never be able to handle being pregnant, and neither could I frankly.* Goten's eyes widened as he realized where these thoughts were taking him. *Wait a minute, I still don't know whether or not he would even go for me in the first place. I don't know whether or not he likes guys.* The young demi-Saiyan heaved a sigh.

"Chibi? What are you doing out here all alone?" Goten stiffened as the soft voice reached his ears, the very sound of it a like a full body caress that had him instantly hard.

"Oh..me? I..I'm just thinking is all." He stammered, climbing back onto the balcony and sitting on a plastic chair.

"Yeah?" Trunks came and sat beside him, their legs touching lightly. "What are you thinking so hard about?"

"Oh...just everything that's happened in the last three months. It's a lot to absorb!" Goten smiled wanly, glad his face was concealed by the shadows.

"I know! My Dad and your Dad pregnant?" Trunks snickered. "Piccolo having a baby with my Dad?" He threw back his head and laughed. "Makes you realize that anything really is possible doesn't it?" The lavender haired man chuckled.

"Yeah...sure...anything.." Goten said quietly. *Almost anything.* He thought sadly. *Everything but what I want the most.* "Well!" He said, standing up and clapping his hands. "I guess we should get back in there, I wanna see the squirt one more time before Piccolo and Vegeta take her home. I also wanna make sure Dad actually eats something." He smiled ruefully.

"Right!" Trunks said cheerily, standing up and holding the door for him. "Let's go!"

Goten turned his back on his friend, hiding his downcast face, and therefore didn't see the pensive expression on Trunks' face.

To Be Continued.......

OOOPS I did it again!! LOL

Sorry this was so short, more soon, I promise!