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| Okay. This is the 1st of 2 frog my weirdo mother bought for the yard, in preparation of my graduation party. Thhe fact that my mother actually bought lawn ornaments is hilarity in itself. but these particular ones are beyond funny. Case in point: Squash the frog. this one is sitting in a position as my father describes ad "Taking a shit." See the strain on Squash's face. See the grasp the Squash has on his ankles. I rest my case. |
| Okay. This is my favorite of the 2. I call this one "Poser the Frog" Why? Cuz he's posing for frogboy, thats why. ooooo, isn't he a sexy frog. ah. This is the best lawn ornament in the world!! |
| I got really really bored and I made this. Poser the frog is enjoying the sun and getting a tan. uh, i can't get enough of these frogs. sigh. ...... oh and just for some clarification (because many have asked me this.) THE BIRD IS NOT CRAPPING ON POSER!!! THOSE ARE HIS LEGS. YOU PERVERTED PPLE!!!! GOOD GOD! |
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| This is them in their natural habitat. awwwwwww. (it's really sick and sad actually.) |