Cool Quotes


"Smart is sexy."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Keep the world tidy, shoot a fundie."

"Don't talk more shit than your ass can produce."

"Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life."

"The great are great to us only because we are on our knees. Let us arise."
- Robert Collier

"The moment you become the monster under your bed, you don't have to fear it."
- Alice Cooper

"The Internet is the greatest weapon since the printing press."

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- August 1993 issue of PS magazine

"Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos."

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools."

"Man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? "
- Robert Browning

"Who says that dreams have to be small?"
- Byron, Babylon 5

"Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of mankind."
- Albert Einstein

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- Arthur C. Clarke

"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all his customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who by peddling second-hand, second-rate technology, led them all into it in the first place."
- Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"If I said that tomorrow an army of angels would descend from heaven to slay all unbelievers, what would your response be?
"Pre-emptive nuclear strike."

"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
- Kelvin Throop

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton

"The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."
- Kosh Naranek

"Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
- Rocco, Boondock Saints

"One believer is a lunatic. A hundred believers is a cult. And a million believers is a 'legitimate' religion."
- Mike Wong

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither liberty or security."
- Benjamin Franklin

"This is the end of your world! I shall rewrite all creation in my image!"
- The 13 Cryptical Prophecies of Mu, Bal-Sagoth

"It's time to stop worshipping gods, and aim at becoming gods."
- Markoff Chaney

"God made him simple. Technology made him God."
- Lawnmower Man

"[A diplomat is] a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."
- Caskie Stinnett, Out of the Red

"Windows 95 is a 32-bit extension and graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

"Nobody knows what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow."
- Robert Goddard

Aim high--aim for the moon--if you miss, you'll just catch yourself on a star.

"DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD!"
- World War II, naval war hero

"Champions risk what others dare not; Dream what others think impossible; Do what others say can not be done."

"Two paths diverged in the woods--and I, I took the path less travelled by, and that has made all the difference."
- Robert Frost

"The only people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world--are the people who do."

"Do. Or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda, Star Wars

"No army in the world can resist the power of an idea whose time has come."
- Victor Hugo

"Earth is the cradle of humanity, but one can't live in the cradle forever."
- Konstantin Tsiolkovskij

"The meek may inherit the Earth, but the bold will go to the stars."
- Robert Heinlein

"There is no such thing as a perfectly secure computer, unless it is switched off, melted down, encased in concrete, then tossed into a deep ocean trench. Even then, someone may work out how to manipulate gravity waves to get at it. Never assume any security measure covers all future possibilities, as this will result in great embarrassment at some point in the future. Anyone who offers a 100% security guarantee is either a fraud or a fool."

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy."

"We could either chart a course over those fifty years eventually leading towards nuclear Holy War (or worse), or shake off the last traces of the superstitions and rituals we clothed ourselves in during our ascent from the animals."

"'Alea yacta est', but who saw it roll?"
- JC

"Nothing is more pleasing than being shot at by one's enemy without result."
- Winston Churchill

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common - instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views. This can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
- Dr. Who

"That's the problem when you go from being a soldier to a politician. You have to sit and listen to people you would have shot six months earlier."
- John Sheridan, Babylon 5

"It takes a fool to remain sane."
- The Ark

"I of course have zero evidence for this, but since when has that stopped any of us?"
- David Wren-Hardin

"Stardust we are; to the stars we shall return."
- Stephen Ashworth

"It takes a kind of shabby arrogance to survive in our time, and a fairly romantic nature to want to."
- Edgar Z. Friedenberg

"Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others."
- Enlightened One

"Decision of technology
Revision of the future
Social unconformity
Mother Earth on Ecstasy
Children on-line,
not a dark horizon coming,
but the dawn..."

"All progress means war with society."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Now's the time to be alive to see it all happen, to be a part of it. That makes the blood race, and each breath is an adventure."
- David Eddings

"The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons."
- Sneakers

"As long as you play by the rule you are harmless, but when you change the rules you become deadly."

"Don't bring a knife to a gunfight."
- Sean Connery, the Untouchables


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