Genuine(?) bumper stickers
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Clones are people two.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
My reality check just bounced.
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway
Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!
My other wife is beautiful.
The flogging will continue until morale improves.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a club hammer.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.