Top ten citizen excuses
Top Ten Citizen Excuses
1.
While I didn't write that check, it is possible that one of my ten multiple personalities may have wrote it and I would know nothing about it."
2.
"Its your fault I was caught driving drunk. If you hadn't stopped me I would have gotten home."
3.
"I'm a Taxpayer, I pay your salary!"
4.
"I didn't know this was a Police Station parking lot."
5.
"I don't drive well at night because I am legally blind."
6.
"Officer, could you hold my beer while I look for my license and registration?"
7.
"I wasn't speeding! Some guy in a truck just ran me off the road and I was trying to catch up to him to get his tag number."
8.
"Honestly Officer! The crack you found in my pocket is not mine. Someone must have put it there when I got high and passed out."
9.
"That can't be my cocaine! These aren't my pants! I only borrowed the pants, I didn't know the cocaine was in the pockets!"
10.
"You can't arrest me! I asked if you were a cop and you said 'NO', its against the law for you to arrest me now."