Top ten cop quotes of all time
Top Ten Cop Quotes Of All Time

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"The more we sweat in training, the less we bleed on the streets."

2.

"In God we trust, all others are suspect."

3.

"Just how big were those two beers?"

4.

"Uh...Yes Chief, it only appeared as if I wasn't paying attention to your speech. Actually, you inspired me to meditate on the mission statement and envision a new paradigm."

5.

"Handcuffs aren't designed for comfort."

6.

"Your cuffs are tight because they are new. Give 'em a while and they'll stretch out."

7.

"Your arrest. You catch 'em, you clean 'em."

8.

Law enforcement is not a spectator sport."

9.

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

10.

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.

My favorite

"It says POLICE not TAXI"


New ones!!!!

Your life is not my fault.

Take you hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document

Remember, when you gotta cuff 'em... nobody is your friend

If you run, you'll only go to jail tired

Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?" (if you aren't a shooter) That is the average speed of a 9mm projectile[slug]

So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?

Yes Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?

Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.

If its worth stopping, its worth writing.

The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop.

Listen with your ears, not with your mouth

Some people are meant to be cops, and some people are meant to call the cops.

God made tomorrow for the crooks we don't catch today.

God must love stupid people, 'cause he sure made a lot of them.

Law abiding citizens sleep peacefully in their beds, solely because,dedicated men and women stand ready to do violence in their behalf.

I know, I know! Your kid is an honor student at the juvenile detention center.

I'm glad to hear the Chief Of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.

We don't hire cops in this Department, we hire common sense and make cops from it.

I don't believe they should use the electric chair, they need to use electric bleachers.


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