Alive...Not Quite Kicking Yet

      A couple of nights ago, en route to a private English lesson, I experienced the 'when' (not 'if') side of traffic accidents, which the Taiwan Lonely Planet guide forewarns of.
      It was a wet, rainy evening. Turning left at a T-bone intersection...no stoplights...one of those ones I sarcastically state my love for. I guess I slipped (though in retrospect, someone may have lightly bumped me from behind, since I went off to the right), and next thing I knew I was flying over the handle bars. Wheee! Thump.
      I jumped up quickly (middle of an intersection and all) and walked (limped) to the side of the road to assess my situation. Sore wrists, sore leg. Then I remembered the scooter...and there it was lying in the middle of the street, still running. I limped back to it and picked it up and wheeled it off to the side of the road.
      No one stopped, which is generally the custom here. If anyone stops and gives the wrong help, they can be sued apparently. Also, with the speed and agility with which I jumped up off the road to avoid being run over, I probably didn't appear to be in any big trouble.
      And so I was a bit rattled, but otherwise fine, and the scooter ran fine too, so I just continued my journey to do my private English lesson.
      Yesterday it really hurt though...went to the hospital and they gave a general checkup. A fairly useless visit I think ˆ I told the doc of all my major aches and he sent me to the radiologist, who proceeded to x-ray only my right wrist. I think that justified him in saying he checked me over and validated the hospital to charge me $NT 1000 (about $45 CAD, which is what I got for the one-hour private English lesson). I guess scooter accidents are fairly commonplace...I saw all kinds of people limping around with their helmets. The doc told me to be careful and set me up with a 2-day supply of aspirin (far less generous than the doctors of Thailand).

      While in the hospital I was witness to what happens to accident victims who wear the local brand of helmets: there was blood Pouring out of a young fellow's head. He lay there covered in blood, only a few feet away from me. The nurse held a towel to his head and smiled at me while I watched on. No curtains.

      So, my list of injuries is as follows:

- 2 mildly sprained wrists
- mildly sprained right ankle
- deep, toonie-sized scrape below my right knee
- big black bruise on my left waist and hip
- slight fear of driving the scooter in rainy conditions

      My head is fine. What a wholloping crack the sound made when it hit the road! Fortunately I wear a proper motorcycle helmet imported from Italy, which cost about $NT 4000 more than the $NT 500 local brands which are about the same quality as a child's baseball helmet. Without the good helmet, I may have wound up like that bleeding fellow in the hospital bed.
      Any how, all part of the experience. I'm a bit achy, but no major maladies. Good fun.

John
Taipei
Sat, 13 Apr 2002

Addendum: One mediocre page states an estimation of 2000 deaths by scooter accident per year. Given a population of 22.405 million (not including myself), that gives some fairly decent odds.

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