This is a history of my performances in Taipei.

All songs by john unless otherwise indicated.

* Over there, to the right: open jam night in effect

Thursday, March 13, 2003

1. the only bonus track you'll ever need
2. how to overdose in Chiang Kai Shek's cadillac and still retain your residency status (aka: the whole world is one big inside joke)
3. adventure and romance
4. we know she's lonely
5. My Drug Buddy (E. Dando)


Thursday, March 20, 2003

1. uncertainty
2. i lost her (van gogh's earring)
3. we know she's lonely
4. It's About Time (E. Dando)
5. holy shit George Bush looks like James Vanderbiek but with a lot more weight on his shoulders (aka: the whole world is one big inside joke)
Thursday, March 27, 2003

1. travel your love
2. the only bonus track you'll ever need
3. you can't write (aka: the whole world is one big inside joke)
4. Sweet Jane Says (P. Farrell/L. Reed)
5. mud puddle (+ hip hop ho-down w/ MC Rumblebasskin & DJ Stephanie Michelle)


Thursday, April 3, 2003

1. i lost her (van gogh's earring)
2. Exit Music (T. Yorke/J. Greenwood)
3. Inter-sitcom Newsflash (Inst.)
4. adventure and romance
5. movin'
6. You Are My sunshine (in G minor)
Thursday, April 10, 2003

1. we know she's lonely
2. Somewhere Over the Rainbow (jazz)
3. Rainbow Connection (one verse & chorus)
4. travel your love
5. he's the one (with verse from another song)
6. movin'


Thursday, April 17, 2003

1. there's uncertainty in the air (aka: uncertainty)
2. movin'
3. mitote
[convulsions: how to get free admission at the National Palace Museum]
4. afterwords
[a reading of "Them" from Douglas Coupland's Souvenir of Canada
5. Somewhere Over the Rainbow (jazz w/ sax)
6a. why are the beastie boys playing at a cigarette factory? (aka: the whole world is one big inside joke)
6b. No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn (A. Horovitz/M. Diamond/A. Yauch)
Thursday, April 24, 2003

intro:[convulsions: how to get free admission at the National Palace Museum]
1a. Cyanide Breath Mint (Beck Hansen)
["Luke, I am your Father"]
2. (if) you're not yourself today
["Bob Saget Impression"]
3. ch
["My Impression...of the Life...at Big Bri's House"]
4. i hope so
["This Man has a Heart Condition"]
5. Harrison Ford's the one [aka: he's the one]
encore: who is the girl with the red dress on? [aka: movin']


Thursday, May 1, 2003

1. the only bonus track...(intro only)
b. (i lost her) van gogh's earring (w/ Jeremy on drums)
2. mud puddle (+ parts of movin')
3. ch
[hair brush scream: how to get free admission at the National Palace Museum THE REMIX]
4. Diamond in the Sleaze (Beck Hansen)
[how to floss]
5. sticky the man (w/ bass, drums, and 2nd guitar)
Thursday, May 8, 2003

[a non-SARS-related message from the Cobra Commander]
1. he's the one
[phone call to Penny]
2. i hope so
3. madonnalauperus 80s grab-bag (R. Bolland/F. Bolland/P. Brown/Culture Club/B. Elliot/R. Hazard/R.Hyman/C. Lauper/P. Leonard/Madonna/R. Rans/ Wham!)
[Billy Bob Thornton vs. Peter Piper]
4. we know she's lonely
5. bag of meat (w/ MC Rumblebasskin feat. DJ Stephanie Michelle on drums and John Stamos on bass)


Thursday, May 15, 2003

[a new SARS mask that receives air from above via a tube]
1. movin' (w/ parts of mud puddle & hip hop ho-down & chorus of bag of meat)
2. dr. mcgillicuddy
[audience participation: what are you drinking?]
3. better living through auto-neuropsychopharmacology
4. (wt:) demethylate me
5. take a load off SALLY (aka: the whole world is one big inside joke) (w/ verses and chorus of It's Tricky by RUN DMC)
6. Where is My Mind? (Pixies) (w/ Matt on mandolin and lead vocals)



Thursday, May 29, 2003

[My latest in anti-SARS technology: the sponge method]
1. Alya is the girl with the red dress on [aka: movin']
2. Alya Pirani
3. Alya's Starting to Happen (E. Dando)
4. it's the shampoo song [aka: the whole world is one big inside joke w/ one line from Born in the U.S.A. by B. Springsteen]
5. bag of meat (w/ MC Rumblebasskin feat. DJ Stephanie Michelle on drums and Shep Dogg on bass, extra vocals and harmonica by Mr. X) [incl. segments of Mother Nature's Son by P. Mcartney, and Killing in the Name of by Rage Against the Machine]


Thursday, June 5, 2003

1. (i lost her) van gogh's earring
2. (if) you're not yourself today
3. madonnalauperus 80s grab-bag (R. Bolland/F. Bolland/P. Brown/Culture Club/B. Elliot/R. Hazard/R.Hyman/C. Lauper/P. Leonard/Madonna/R. Rans/ Wham!)
4. Karma Police (T. Yorke/J. Greenwood)
[Western food auction]
5. dr. mcgillicuddy
["It's Shake n' Bake...and Ayyyyyyyye Hepped"]
6. [Untitled Instrumental piece]



Thursday, June 12, 2003

1. With A Little Help From My Friends/Wonder Years monologue (J. Lennon/P. McCartney) (monologue by L.F. Padilla, F. Savage) [featuring Brian on guitar and Lance on vocals]
2. madonnalauperus 80s grab-bag (P. Brown/Culture Club/B. Elliot/R. Hazard/R.Hyman/C. Lauper/P. Leonard/Madonna/R. Rans/ Wham!/Men Without Hats)
3. insomnia
4. who is the girl with the red dress on? [aka: movin']
b. Happy Birthday
5. ch
6. better living through auto-neuropsychopharmacology
7. demethylate me
encore: bag of meat [with DJ Stephanie on drums, Some Guy on bass]
Thursday, June 19, 2003 - The $100 000 quiet show - many songs played and mixed so order is not exact

- adventure and romance
- afterwords
- Cyanide Breath Mint (B. Hansen)
- If You're Happy and You Know It (major/minor breakdown)
- insomnia
- It's About Time (E. Dando)
- My Drug Buddy (E. Dando)
- My Favorite Things (O. Hammerstein II/R. Rodgers)
- Somewhere Over the Rainbow (jazz)
- The Girl From Ipanema (T. Jobim/V. de Moraes)
- the only bonus track you'll ever need
- travel your love (one verse)
- we know she's lonely
- You Are My Sunshine (in G minor)
- etc.



Thursday, June 27, 2003 - the end of an era

1. he's the one (w/ the Bebopalicious 23 skidoo keeners)
2. madonnalauperus 80s grab-bag (P. Brown/Culture Club/Depeche Mode/B. Elliot/R. Hazard/R.Hyman/C. Lauper/P. Leonard/Madonna/Men At Work/R. Rans/ Wham!/Youth)
3. insomnia
4. bag of meat (w/ hip hop ho-down)
5. the title is the chorusline
6. movin'
encore [untitled instrumental piece]



...but wait...there's more...
In late August, john showed up after his summer travels for one last show...which turned into two last shows...

Thursday, August 21, 2003 - The Return of...

1. the only bonus track you'll ever need
2. (i lost her) van gogh's earring
3. madonnalauperus 80s grab-bag (P. Brown/Culture Club/B. Elliot/R. Hazard/R.Hyman/C. Lauper/P. Leonard/Madonna/R. Rans/ Wham!/K. Cobain/Youth)
4. movin'
5. mud puddle [w/ hip hop ho-down] (incl. segment of Boys Don't Cry by The Cure)
[chorus of Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths
6. the title is the chorusline


Saturday, August 23, 2003 - An evening with two musicians, one not Canadian, and one not Scottish

1. (i lost her) van gogh's earring
2. he's the one
3. madonnalauperus 80s grab-bag (P. Brown/Culture Club/B. Elliot/R. Hazard/R.Hyman/C. Lauper/P. Leonard/Madonna/R. Rans/ Wham!/K. Cobain/Youth)
4. the whole world is one big inside joke
5. insomnia
6. we know she's lonely
7. movin'
8. bag of meat (acoustic)
9. [untitled instrumental piece]


...and that's all i wrote...as far as Citizen Cain goes...



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