Fulung Beach Journal, June 8-9, 2002

or The Chinese Christian Peeped Me

     Early morning blues. Only three hours sleep. That�s three hours more than none. It�s a scenic drive ahead, no backseat napping. Quick stop at Carrefoure (so many ways to pronounce it). Some food, some beer. Prognosis: a good and sustinent time ahead. (Outcome: too much beer, not enough food).
     Once out of the valley (Taipei), we are amidst the mountains which imprison our anything-but-humble and totally r�n�o city. These cascade on for the duration of a whole small island, what could one day even be called a country.
     Resurfacing city-wise in Keelung, a fishy port town where Paul and I spent more hours being lost than enjoying the sights, we lay track onto the coastal highway. A beautiful ride.
     Lush green mountains abound to one side, the wide Pacific spanse to the other. Small towns dot the coast and hillsides. Chiufen, an historic mining town built onto the hills stands nearby with its old houses, narrow alleys and stairways, giving a very European feel at times, though one beset with red Chinese lanterns and plagued with teahouses.
     After numerous coastline photo-op stops and the terminus of a brief rainstorm, Fulung makes itself known. The seven of us � alphabetically: Alya, myself, Lynn, Penny, Sally, Winnie, Yng (the latter two Lynn�s old college roommates) � were first to set up tent in the small campground at Fulung Beach. Little did we know there would be more to come...many more.
     As I�ve heard, the Taiwanese are not big swimmers, despite living on an island. After walking a long bridge across a small river, one reaches the main beach. The swimming area is roped off to a fairly small section of the beach. Not too deep. Not at all. I learn why. Now I know what undertows feel like. I�m ignorant of the physics of riptides, but it was an experience to see a wave collide into another seeming to come back from the shore. Bodysurfing took on a new dimension as, as soon as the wave (breaks and then) breaks down, you are suddenly sucked back out seaward from the undertow. The short leash on swimming �grounds� is perhaps a safe idea.
     Still, the beach stretches far off to the West, and the populations dwindle. Our return will probably find us there. The oceanside accommodations are cheaper (id est free) than the private campground.
     Shortly after erecting our tents, the Christians arrive. A whole mass of them. Numerous tents go up, right next to ours. One bright fellow finds it a good idea to move the conveniently place garbage can to the far end of the site, where we can no longer reach it at all. I-O! More and more arrive. Only the boys carry stuff. The girls sit around. Several people stretch a giant net between two poles and then tie a sign to it (and this takes them nearly two hours). They are from Tai-Da University. That brings me to the limits of my knowledge of Chinese characters. Lynn expands this to tell us that they are from a Christian club within the University. They have generators. Super. Sally, who is a Christian, doesn�t look impressed. There�s at least 60 of them. They�re an odd lot. They begin taping large collages and posters to their tents. What does it all mean?
     Dusk brings more folks. More folks, but the same tents. Perhaps there was a sale, or there was a regional standardization of tent style conferring they all be one of three sizes of yellow-topped, blue-bottomed four-pole dome tents. A group pitches a tent near the tree-lined edge at the back of the campground. Whether mosquitos or some other strange force, they decided to relocate, to the other side of us. (Well, we did pitch center-stage and all, what could we expect?). What is most peculiar about this repositioning is that, rather than simply pick up the tent and relocate, the campers actually took the entire tent down just to be put back up in the new locus fifty feet away. Sometimes so-much-more efficient than the Western world, and sometimes completely ass-backward, this is the Taiwanese way.
     As friends of these people begin putting up their tent, Alya set off in search of food (Note: see prognosis/outcome dichotomy). I find a �road-crab� on the way. A small stream runs beneath the street and all kinds of crabs scuttle about the roadside. I put him in my pocket. Later, while paying for a can of squid, it jumps out of my pocket. The cashier doesn�t notice this, but does notice my awkward efforts scampering about on the floor for something. I eventually recapture the crab and show the woman, who doesn�t seem the least bit phased. I guess they�re fairly common, (perhaps a la Maybe he came in to buy some potato chips!�).
     When we get back to the campsite, crustacean still in check, the tent-erectors are still busy at work nextdoor. Penny and Sally go in search of food. Coming back an hour later, the tent-erectors are still busy at work nextdoor. I eat some squid soup, watching the futility before me. Another half-hour goes by. I finally ask Sally to go offer our help. Some other observers get the same idea and beat us to the role of belated and bemused good samaritan. The tent goes up without a hitch after that.

     Something odd in the sky. Large and red and moving. It makes a drastic change in direction and then disappears behind a cloud, but doesn�t reappear when the cloud clears. We�re zapped. Wow. Our first UFO experience (my second...). I find a darker patch of beach to try to explain this. There is a disorienting motion feeling with the low-lying and quickly-moving clouds, yet the red object was moving the same way as the clouds. This effect should make the stars move in the opposite direction. Mars has been visible lately, but this is just too close to be a planet. Too big, and too red, to be a plane either, not to mention the object�s erratic trajectory and ability to fade from sight. Too high to be a helicopter. Wow. Only Penny and Sally witness this with us, and they cannot give explanation either.

     In the darkness the fauna come out to play. We have a toad race. I catch a larger crab (my pocket-pal having escaped at some point), very careful to avoid the pincers, in hopes to further avoid a recreation of a nasty scene in Thailand last February.
     On a bathroom break, I stand at the end of a line of urinals. In walks a Christian, the one who moved the garbage can in fact. He walks right up to the urinal beside me, despite the entirely empty row. He then proceeds to peep me! He�s looking down at my gadgetry. Typical Christian.
     I tell the others back at the campsite and Sally makes a genuinely funny joke:
     ï¿½Which team won? Team Canada or Team Taiwan?�
     In the later hours comes a confession from Lynn:
     ï¿½I�m drunk,� she stammers with a slurred tongue and limp eyelids. Alchol is a new experience for her. She also seems to be unaffected by the metabolic deficiency many Asians of Mongolian ancestry face towards alcohol.
     Three cheers for acetaldehye dehydrogenase!
     In more cogent fashion however, she is able to explain that big red thing in the sky. It�s quite common for lantern-balloons to be sent up into the sky for luck. They can be blown around in the wind, and eventually their flame dies out. Aha! As foreigners, Alya and I knew nothing of this tradition, and thus had been left with only our less conventional, X-Files brand of rationale. Did Penny and Sally know this? Ha - perhaps this was justice prevailing against my �That�s how they do it in Canada� jokes.
     The Christians are up to something. They are having a big meeting, with songs and speeches and awards, and whatnot. I wish I�d brought the cassettophone. At one point, certain members stand before the rest while an alchemist brings them a tray of small cups of drink. Is this some Far East shamanic entheogenic beverage? Is this the beginning of a religion-motivated group suicide?
     Lynn comes to our aid again: it�s customary for university grads to be tormented by their classmates by being made to drink foul concoctions of soy sauce, vinegar, hot sauce, etc. This is supposed to be an initiation into the working world. (For the rest of your life, nothing but sourness and bitterness).
     The wee hours bring more noise. Our Christian neighbours have retired to their decorated tents (like good Christians), but now the new breed, our neighbours to the lee of the stone, have come to life. Fireworks, music, yelling, even a soccer game. The only privacy is within your tent, as the people around here have no qualms with walking right by. It would be funny to reach out and untie a shoe...Needless to say, even less sleep was granted this night.

     Up and at �em for an early walk and another wrestle with the undertow, before leaving to a super-fresh seafood lunch at a fish market in Keelung. More seafood than the eye could see. Fishermen and women have buckets of marine fish that got trapped in the net. They will offer them as �pets�. $NT 100 for a puffer fish...but where would I put it?

     Fulong beach. It was pretty. We will go back. I hope you can come to(o). 3 dogs for happy!

john
Sunday, June 9, 2002, 4:02 p.m.
Taipei



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