PokeTales: Snorlax saves the day!

Snorlax always wanted to be a superhero. He was one day showing off to his Meowth friend.

"It is I, SuperSnorlax, and I will save the world!" He said as he stood up with his cape on, waving his arms and running around like an idiot. "You wish! You ain't savin' nobody!" the Meowth said. "Trust me, I will! Because I'm the greatest superhero in the world, SuperSnorlax!" Snorlax starts running around like an idiot. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm flying!" Meowth rolled his eyes. He put a banana peel in his path. "Weeeeeeeee!" Then Snorlax stepped on the peel. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee-huh!-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" BOOOOOM! Snorlax crashed into a tree. Meowth snickered. A Mankey fell out of the tree. Mankey:"@#$@^$#! $T%^$^%^%!" Mankey was mad! He started charging toward Meowth. Meowth: "It wasn't me! It was that fat-"

Mankey started beating the charms out of him. Snorlax woke up from his crash. Snorlax:"I will save the dear Damsel in Distress!" Meowth:"Do something, you lard-filled retard!" Mankey then saw Snorlax, and was scared of him. It then snatched the banana and Meowth's charm and ran away! Meowth started crying. "My Banana and my Charm! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Snorlax:"Do not fear miss. I will save the world!" Meowth:"I AM NOT FEMALE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! DONT YOU GET IT RETARD!" Snorlax:"Never worry when SuperSnorlax is around!" He started running after the Mankey, but he couldn't catch him. Mankey was swinging from branch to branch, snickering. Snorlax:"It's time to use my flight powers! AERIAL SUPER SNORLAX!" Mankey stopped and looked back. Snorlax still had a cape and a stupid grin, and was running around prtending he was flying! Snorlax:"Weeeeeeeeeee!" Mankey countinued on it's way. Snorlax: "Huh, this fiend is to fast, even for my flight! Mankey then threw another banana peel in his way. Snorlax again slipped on the banana peel! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" BOOOM! Snorlax crashed into a circus tent and it collapsed. Pokemon were trying to get out of the fallen tent.
A Celebi and Jigglypuff came toward him. Celebi:"You ruined the show and you destroyed the whole tent" Jigglypuff:"You ruined my beautiful singing!" Jigglypuff went and double-slapped his face. Snorlax sat down andbegged like a Growlithe. "Please, I'll make it up to you!" Jigglypuff:"Never!" and she kept slapping him. Celebi:"I know of a way..."

Celebi:"All you need to do is win the annual Celadon City go-cart competition. Then you will make it up to us. Snorlax:"Never fear when the Great SuperSnorlax is here! I can do anything!" Celebi:"Yeah, Sure..." Jigglypuff:"But nothing can pay back my beautiful singing!"

A Ninetales was dressing in her home in Celadon City during the night. She was in the shower and started singing. Then she heard the window being smashed. "What!?!" She peeked through her bathroom door. A Mankey was in her living room! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" She shrieked! Mankey snickered, and ran around breaking things. He saw a golden vase and grabbed it. "You stupid monkey!" The Mankey jumped out of the broken window holding the vase. Ninetales:"I'll get you, perverted thief!"

The Mankey pranced with the vase near the place were Snorlax slept for the night. Just for fun, Mankey kicked Snorlax. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeouch!"Snorlax screamed. He scratched his head and looked up. "Nobody around." Just then he saw a Ninetales, that looked tired. Snorlax then sprung into action.

"A damsel in distress! Why must you be distress, dear miss? Don't worry, SuperSnorlax is here!" The Ninetales was surprised by this big creature standing before her in a salute, with a silly grin on his face. Ninetales:"Huh?!? Who the heck are you?"

Ninetales:"Hey!"(flamethrowers me)

Tune in to the next chapter!