Luke Heldt, Team Flaccid Penis

21189 points, 7th place

Lineup:

Week 17:

Name	Points
Elvis Grbac, QB, Kansas City Chiefs
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos
David Sloan, TE, Detroit Lions
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions
New York Giants Defense
Total:

Roster:

Quarterback

Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers
Elvis Grbac, QB, Kansas City Chiefs

Running Back

Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams
Emmitt Smith, RB, Dallas Cowboys
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers
Jerome Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers

Wide Receiver

Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos
Quadry Ismail, WR, Baltimore Ravens
Terry Glenn, WR, New England Patriots

Tight End

Dave Moore, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
David Sloan, TE, Detroit Lions

Kicker

Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions
Wade Richey, K, San Francisco 49ers

Defense

Washington Redkins Defense
New York Giants Defense
Buffalo Bills Defense

Transactions ($7):

8/29/2000: Draft

9/13/2000: DROP Jason Elam (K, Broncos)

9/13/2000: DROP Michael Westbrook (WR, Redkins), PICKUP Keenan Mccardell (WR, Jaguars)

9/26/2000: DROP Stephen Alexander (TE, Redskins), PICKUP Jerome Bettis (RB, Steelers)

9/26/2000: DROP Brian Griese (QB, Broncos)

10/10/2000: PICKUP Wade Richey (K, 49ers)

10/18/2000: DROP Donald Hayes (WR, Panthers), PICKUP Elvis Grbac (QB, Chiefs)

10/18/2000: TRADE Terry Glenn (WR, Patriots) for Robert Smith (RB, Vikings)

11/3/2000: PICKUP David Sloan (TE, Lions)

11/8/2000: DROP Tim Couch (QB, Browns), PICKUP Bills Defense (D, Bills)

11/15/2000: DROP Wesley Walls (TE, Panthers), PICKUP Dave Moore (TE, Buccaneers)

Draft Order

1. Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams
2. Marcus Robninson, WR, Chicago Bears
3. Michael Westbrook, WR, Washington Redskins
4. Emmitt Smith, RB, Dallas Cowboys
5. Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers
6. Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers
7. Washington Redkins Defense
8. Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos
9. Jason Elam, K, Denver Broncos
10. Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers
11. Robert Smith, RB, Minnesota Vikings
12. Stephen Alexander, TE, Washington Redkins
13. Brian Griese, QB, Denver Broncos
14. Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions
15. New York Giants Defense
16. Quadry Ismail, WR, Baltimore Ravens
17. Donald Hayes, WR, Carolina Panthers
18. Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns

Past Scoring:

Week 16:

Name	Points
Elvis Grbac, QB, Kansas City Chiefs	202
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	86
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	452
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars	114
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	152
David Sloan, TE, Detroit Lions	58
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	50
New York Giants Defense	415
Total:	1529

Week 15:

Name	Points
Elvis Grbac, QB, Kansas City Chiefs	289
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	168
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	534
Terry Glenn, WR, New England Patriots	176
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	268
David Sloan, TE, Detroit Lions	0
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	80
New York Giants Defense	226
Total:	1741

Week 14:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	11
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	110
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	216
Terry Glenn, WR, New England Patriots	26
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	106
Dave Moore, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers	0
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	70
Buffalo Bills Defense	32
Total:	571

Week 13:

Name	Points
Elvis Grbac, QB, Kansas City Chiefs	0
Jerome Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers	196
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	66
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars	100
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	60
Dave Moore, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers	28
Wade Richey, K, San Francisco 49ers	0
Buffalo Bills Defense	240
Total:	690

Week 12:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	156
Jerome Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers	90
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	222
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars	52
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	396
Dave Moore, TE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers	46
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	60
New York Giants Defense	111
Total:	1123

Week 11:

Name	Points
Elvis Grbac, QB, Kansas City Chiefs	160
Emmitt Smith, RB, Dallas Cowboys	34
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	282
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	64
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	102
David Sloan, TE, Detroit Lions	0
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	90
Buffalo Bills Defense	476
Total:	1208

Week 10:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	241
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	0
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	142
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	240
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	300
David Sloan, TE, Detroit Lions	122
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	0
New York Giants Defense	342
Total:	1387

Week 9:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	-17
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	478
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	144
Quadry Ismail, WR, Baltimore Ravens	76
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars	32
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	86
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	0
New York Giants Defense	318
Total:	1117

Week 8:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	429
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	212
Jerome Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers	204
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	252
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	102
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	38
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	90
Washington Redkins Defense	230
Total:	1557

Week 7:

Name	Points
Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns	105
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	608
Jerome Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers	144
Keenan Mccardell, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars	118
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	248
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	98
Wade Richey, K, San Francisco 49ers	40
Washington Redkins Defense	326
Total:	1687

Week 6:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	367
Jerome Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers	224
Charlie Garner, RB, San Francisco 49ers	276
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	0
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	242
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	190
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	80
Washington Redkins Defense	300
Total:	1679

Week 5:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	153
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	436
Robert Smith, RB, Minnesota Vikings	330
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	368
Donald Hayes, WR, Carolina Panthers	36
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	48
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	40
Washington Redkins Defense	250
Total:	1661

Week 4:

Name	Points
Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns	55
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	146
Emmitt Smith, RB, Dallas Cowboys	100
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	244
Ed Mccaffrey, WR, Denver Broncos	36
Stephen Alexander, TE, Washington Redkins	52
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	0
New York Giants Defense	-9
Total:	624

Week 3:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	159
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	514
Robert Smith, RB, Minnesota Vikings	204
Marcus Robninson, WR, Chicago Bears	150
Donald Hayes, WR, Carolina Panthers	130
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	84
Jason Hanson, K, Detroit Lions	20
Washington Redkins Defense	93
Total:	1354

Week 2:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	459
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	318
Emmitt Smith, RB, Dallas Cowboys	82
Marcus Robninson, WR, Chicago Bears	46
Donald Hayes, WR, Carolina Panthers	278
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	248
Jason Elam, K, Denver Broncos	120
Washington Redkins Defense	241
Total:	1792

Week 1:

Name	Points
Steve Beuerlein, QB, Carolina Panthers	201
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams	440
Emmitt Smith, RB, Dallas Cowboys	44
Marcus Robinson, WR, Chicago Bears	218
Michael Westbrook, WR, Washington Redskins	96
Wesley Walls, TE, Carolina Panthers	110
Jason Elam, K, Denver Broncos	150
New York Giants Defense	210
Total:	1469