Won't you come on in?
You have entered the twisted cyber-mind of John Doh, Esq. You will never be the same again.I'm serious.
As the TRUE founder of the Internet (In yer face, Gore!), I felt it timely and necessary to concentrate my various creative projects under one roof.
To show my Mother Theresa-like humility, I decided to utilize this free Geocities site rather than shell out $$$$ for a real domain. This is just my small way of showing solidarity with all you little people out there with all your puny little webpages. I hope you appreciate my megalomaniacal gesture. OVER AND OUT!!!!
P.S. And as a special treat to you-our Web surfing visitors-John Doh, Esq. has penned this snippet of breathtaking poetry. Enjoy!