April,02,1997

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to congratulate you on the production of a versatile product which I and millions use every day. Sure, WD-40 has many household applications but I was amazed to discover its beneficial results when it comes to everyday physical ailments. I found WD-40 had a positive effect on male pattern baldness, mild cases of hemorrhoids, dandruff, body odor, athlete's foot, vaginal yeast infection and countless other common medical conditions. It would be greatly appreciated if you could provide me with further testimonials from satisfied customers. I thank you for your time and I am waiting with bated breath for your response.

Best Regards,


John Doh
P.O. Box 1385
Hearst, Ontario
P0L 1N0

April 10, 1997

John Doh
P.O. Box 1385
Hearst, ON
POL INO

Dear Mr. Doh:

Thank you for your letter regarding WD-40 and its various uses. However, we know of no reason why WD-40 should be effective for the uses you suggested. WD-40 is formulated to be a light lubricant, penetration oil and water displacing corrosion preventative. It contains petroleum distillates and should be handled with the same precautions used for this type of material. We do not recommend the use of WD-40 for any medicinal purposes or physical ailments.

Sincerely,


WD-40 PRODUCTS (CANADA) LTD.


Anne da Graca
Office Assistant





Customer Service
WD-40 Products (Canada) Ltd.
Etobicoke, Ontario
M9C 4V3

April,21,1997

Dear Anne,

Are you certain that you haven't heard of at least one or two of the alternative uses for WD-40 that I suggested in my letter dated April, 02, 1997? Around here new age medicine and home remedies are very popular. Cynical disbelievers are quickly won over once they witness, first hand, a noticeable improvement in their condition. I have taken the liberty to further elaborate on additional uses for WD-40 not commonly reported on in mainstream medical journals. Sources inform me that WD-40 is also effective on the following illnesses: in grown nose hairs, uncontrollable falling down disease, Saturday night fever, severe cases of the munchies, hang nails, swollen testicles, and even attention deficit disorder! Furthermore, the sports community has come forward with ringing endorsements dealing with the connection between your product and revolutionary advancements in the field of sport's medicine. On a related subject; body builders, I am told, use your product religiously to grease their bodies up before each competition! Thank you for your time and effort in reading and responding to my letter. I anxiously await your reply.

NO REPLY

Best Regards,


John Doh
P.O. Box 1385
Hearst, Ontario
P0L 1N0