January 04,1998

Dear Mr. Stinson,

I was shocked and appalled to hear the recent litany of insults you hurled at Progressive Conservative leader Jean Charest You called him, as I understand it, a "Fat little chubby little sucker". I found your diatribe to be totally lacking in imagination and unworthy of a man of your stature and reputation. To correct this I have enclosed some choice insults which I urge you to use in future confrontations with Mr. Charest: pube-head, butt-knocker, Pilsburv dough boy, bitch, rump ranger, numb nuts, butter nuts, scrote, toe-sucker, fart-face, dip-stick, Fatty Arbuckle, commie bastard, pinko, freak boy, shit-for-brains, retardo, grease-bag, 'ho, lard ass, monkey boy, you-ain't-all-dat, eunick, media slut, space cadet, turd collector, blubber face, bunghole, ass munch, chicken choker, dirty low-down sonofabitch, spanker of monkeys, scum-sucker, knuckle-dragger, stinky ass, sweat hog, meat head, sphincter boy, assholio, etc, etc... I hope my short list of put-downs drastically improves your verbal fencing ability. If you string along 5 to 7 of these insults in one sentence I guarantee you Mr. Charest will burst out in tears and run down Parliament Hill like the sissy boy he is. I just hope you have the gonads to take my useful advise.

When You Smile The Whole
World Smiles With You,


John Doh
P.O. BOX 2959
Hearst, Ontario
P0L 1N0

January 23, 1998


Fellow Voter:

Thank you for sending me your supportive comments regarding claims by P.C. Leader Jean Charest that I "threatened" him in the House of Commons Dec. 4, during the debate on Canada Pension Plan legislation. Due to the volume of mail received, I am having to resort to this form letter. But I do want you to know that did read and very much appreciate your individual remarks.

M.P. Jean Charest should have been ashamed to ever return to the House of Commons -- especially during pension debate. As you probably know, he played a big role in the Mulroney Government's negligent performance on pensions, allowing the CPP benefits which everyday Canadians expect to receive to fall into extreme danger, while at the same time guaranteeing that MPs will receive their own gold-plated MP pensions. Mr. Charest alone will collect millions!

If the Mulroney/Charest government had kept proper tabs on CPP, and had the political will to act, the huge increase now coming from the Liberals could have been avoided! He is totally hypocritical in blaming the Liberals, who at least are being responsible, if misguided, about putting CPP on sound financial footing.

I would not mind taking credit for going after Mr. Charest about his pension performance, but in fact even he used the word 'heckling" to describe what was going on, apparently until he realized he might make some headlines by blowing it all out of proportion. However I want to assure you that I will continue to keep a watchful and politically incorrect eye on Mr. Charest, and to hold him and the rest of the Eastern Establishment responsible for what they have done to this great country, Canada.

Best Wishes,




Darrel Stinson, M.P.
Okanagan-Shuswap
DS/sa