July, 02, 1997

Dear Mr. President,

In the immortal words of Vic Damone: "The truth is out there--some place, somewhere! Do-wap. Sho-be-do." Mr. President, the truth is out there, and it is very knarly. We are looking through the looking glass here, people! Who gains? The Roswell mafia, of course. The Air Force people are lying to you Mr. President. Just like they lied about all the other stuff. Who gains? Who cares? It's the medical establishment allied with the power company. We were robbed by the power company--AND WE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!! Dan Rather once asked "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" Well, Dan I know your game! That CIA implant you put in my right testicle was a dud! HA! HA! HA! Jefferson William Clinton--descendent of simple, laid-back, country folk--please consider what I say. The future of all humanity depends on you and that little bearded guy. Jesus loves you, and so do I. Please send me some free stuff with the presidential logo on it. Could I have a picture of you with your beautiful wife, Betty?

Get your phreak on,


John Doh
P.O. BOX 2959
Hearst, Ontario
P0L 1N0
Canada

August 1, 1997



Mr. John Doh
Post Office Box 2959
Hearst, Ontario P0L 1N0
CANADA

Dear John:

Thank you so much for your message. I've been touched by the many expressions of support and encouragement I've received from people everywhere who care deeply about my Administration and about the future of the United States and the world.

I am doing everything I can to help us meet the crucial challenges that face all of us.

Sincerely,








President William Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC
20006
U.S.A.

August, 10, 1997

Dear Mr. President,

I got your message LOUD AND CLEAR. I am so excited (and I just can't hide it!) that you took my warnings seriously and are beginning to move against the CONSPIRATORS. The next step is to deputize me as a United States Space Marine so I can protect and advise you and your lovely wife Betty. Just set up a little cot for me at the foot of your bed so I can be on 24-hour stand-by. Make sure to send Air Force One to pick me up since I have no money for bus fare. We have to tread carefully here, people: those power company executives are ruthless bastards! Just ask that little bearded guy, he'll tell you. Jesus loves you and so do I. Please send me some free stuff with the presidential logo on it. Perhaps a pair of presidential pajamas or a presidential pen?????

NO REPLY

Get your phreak on,


John Doh
P.O. BOX 2959
Hearst, Ontario
P0L 1N0
Canada