Since all that's old is new again (and all that's lazy still lazy), I thought you should take a gander at...
THINGS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ME
- I like China.
- Mickey's so fine he blows my mind.
- I have a tendancy to tell the same jokes, over and over.
- I'm tentatively planning my suicide for August 16th.
- As Nic C. said "You're not a civil libertarian, stupid, you're a small 'l' liberal!".
- I much favour beer to liqour, although a good scotch is hard to
turn down.
- I have a tendancy to tell the same jokes, over and over.
- I have a serious thing for Sarah Polley. She's box-a-licious.
- According to some fairly flimsy logic, I went to my senior prom
with a prostitute.
- Although I never graduated from Western Engineering, I do enjoy a good game of Monkey Island.
- I have a tendancy to tell the same jokes, over and over.
- Despite being a card-carrying New Democrat, I'm really a closet
Red Tory.
- My penis is of average size and girth, and I'm only moderately
competent with it. You might call it "adaquete".
- I don't like Twisted Sister, no matter what anyone else says.
- I get by with a little help from my friends.
- I'd love to work for the Canadian Customs and Revenue Agency some day.
- I have a tendancy to tell the same jokes, over and over. go back
