Recently, the powers that be in the Canadian federation got together for a long, hard set of talks about Cole Harbour's status inside the nation. After several months of tedious negotiations, the premiers and our federal government were all able to agree to the following declaration.
"We, the political leaders of Canada, do hereby agree to designate Cole Harbour as a distinct-but-not-unequal-and-yet-still-special society/entity/gathering of people, whereby such designation has no practical effect whatsoever. We also agree that Pizza Jo's fucking kicks ass for chasing away those late night constitutional meeting hunger pains."
This, my friends, is the Bissett Lake Accord that the leaders of Canada would have us buy into. This is what their propaganda machines will sell to us as autonomy, as political freedom. Well, with the exception of their taste in pizza, I say balderdash! This is a document full of meaningless concessions, meant to divert Cole Harbourites from the revolutionary path. Make no mistake, Jean Chretien and his coterie of hangers-on in Ottawa will never give us real political autonomy, no matter what they say. The only way to gain our freedom is with blood... your blood, my blood, our blood.
There is still a chance, though, to defeat the Bissett Lake Accord. The Accord must be passed by each provincial legislature, and ours has yet to do so - Premier Russell MacLellan having said "We'll vote on it right after the Throne Speech." Here is your chance. Lobby your local MLA's to defeat the accord! Several high profile members have already backed our cause... here is but a small sampling.
As you can see, momentum is already swelling in opposition to this accord. Vote early, vote often, and vote NO! on the Bissett Lake Accord. Thank you, and good day.
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