This is one of only two photos of me anywhere on the net, and the only one that doesn't make me look fat. So, it's the one you get.
Welcome, friends and... well, I'm assuming from past experience that you ain't reading this if you ain't a friend.
You will notice the snazzy new format, which is as snazzy as I could make it. So humour me, and pretend it's pretty damn snazzy. Please. Oh, and enjoy.
Check out the latest from AD's Ottawa Desk, with our Parliament Hill correspondent John DeWolfenbaker.
Looking for the world's only cartoon penned by an "artist" who can't draw, and needs a gimmicky formula to get by? You're looking for The Final Score.
Read some op/ed pieces in "Are You There God, It's me, John?" and I promise to never make a Judy Blume reference again so long as I live.
Check out some experimental masterpieces. Eh, screw that and check out the Poetic Licensing Bureau. Be sure to bring three forms of ID.
