Summer
1998
the TRUE story

L.A.
     Skidrow is the homebase for all us, and it is a town we know well.  The problem with the chicks in this town is that they are all waiting to be discovered by some movie producer, and therefore have a bitchy attitude and are unfriendly cunts. 
     These untalented starlets were told by their parents that their roll in the local high school in Iowa, was the best ever.  And now they think they have something to offer the world, but they should have stayed home, and learned how to properly please a man, because that will end up being the only saving quality a woman has.

Las Vegas
     Man, this town was hot as fuck.  I guess thats what we get for going in the middle of summer.  As far as the chicks in this town go, there are a lot of hot ones, but they are usually working.  The skidrowpsychos don't purchase something we destroy, it's not a good investment.  A good investment is something we pride ourselves in, and maximizing our payoff is the name of the game.  If you would like to know more about the investment opportunities, and portfolio of  P$ycho Tours, please visit our link. 

Encinitas
     This is another of our homes away from home.  It is a pretty cool town.  There are some hot chicks, but you have to be careful on which days you go to the beach, because it could turn out to be the beach party of a real nasty old snatch, celebrating another passing year of her feeble attempt at living.  They buy some expensive shitty beer, and leave it up to the skidrowpsychos to finish it off (which they are able to do, thanks to thousands of years of ancestral appreciation of beer.

The truth about these 3 places, is no action happened.  They were pretty cool places to check shit out, but the chicks who visit these natural type places are a little too natural themselves, if you know what I mean.  The skidrowpsychos are not big fans of hippy chicks.  But we are equal opportunity terrorizers, so if they look like they could use a good hammering, we will be happy to offer our services.