| Times change, but stupid women don't Why I hate certain girls in my town. |
| "This song's goes out to girls, Though we haven't met just yet, This songs' for Stupid Girls Who think that every boy is all about them, about them" -New Found Glory "Boy Crazy" |
| Where do I begin? Where can I start. When you live in Salinas, finding a girl is a miracle. Ask Patrick or myself. The choices are few and far between. But i swear to all that is sacred, it's not us, it's them. When you read this you will understand why we hate any girl in a lifted Tahoe wearing a visor and the year of her graduating class spahed across the windows of a 40,000 SUV that seats 14 and shes alone. Wait, i think I just explained it. But please, read on. Whenyou drive down mainstreet in Salinas or Alvin you see them all the time. They drive Jettas packed to the gills with 6 girls or a Tahoe with 1. Roxy Stickers, and horribly out of date music are the staple. What are they looking for? There equivalent witha penis. The man in a lifted Tahoe or a lowered Mustang with a "Quicksilver" or "Hurley" sticker on the back. He has to like to play football and wear wranglers. Now while I do drive a lifted truck, it only seats and often does, 2 people. But my taste in women differs. These girls are often mindless drones. Wasting away in class all day. Their straight shoulder length brown or blonde hair and cut off tops and jeans. They move the same and "Oh My God!" the same. The week wizzez by for them in contemplation of this weekends drinking binge in which they will partake in the fermented spirits and as of late, the cigaweed. However, they are far below 21. Then on Monday they'll give the generic story that tells like this: "Oh my God, this weekend we were up at Luke's ranch and he's all, lets bust out the Bacardi and I'm all no way, cause I'm like trying to cut back. But then deb totally calls me on the celly and she's all dude, JT is getting it on with becky over at Bubba's house. So I'm all 'damn' I can't believe him and so I totally drowned my sorrows in some bacardi and it was all hilarious because Luke was all 'dude let me pour some out for the homies' and we were all laughing. Anyway I went in the hottub with like Luke and Damon and we all got so messed up and anyway, is planned parenthood open today?" Cheese and Rice, do I need to say more? Go back |