| Random Thoughts |
| What in the blue hell was I thinking when I wrote this crap? |
| -Times have changed but I just don't understand why there is brail on drive up ATMs! - ITEM! A fart is a message from Turd Island saying Shits coming! - Dom Deluise has got to be the most underated comedian/cook of our time! - Dom Irrera is a horrible comedian and he cannot cook! (Case and point for Dom Deluise) - Kids in the Hall is the most I laugh at Canadian people, except on a regular basis. - Is it me or do people get stupider when they go to college? - I hate Cinnamon Fire Jolly Ranchers. In fact I hate everyone who eats them. - I had a pony! - I miss Patrick - Spongebob Squarepants is a wonderful show to watch! Also it's the most intruiging look at under sea life and the habit forming processes of sea sponges and their short pants. - A good glass of water can never cure the flu, or a vernarial disease! - X has got to be the most underused letter in the alphabet but then comes Q! - Is Dr. Dre a medical doctor? Cause if he is I'm suing for mal-practice after my head rigning bout I had after the release of his 1996 smash hit "Keep their heads ringin'" - If I shot a soda bottle cap, would I be popping a cap in a pop cap? - It disturbs me that there exists a sign to put on trailers that reads "Oversize Load", should you carry any load thats oversized down a highway at 65? - If I had an exchange student I'd change his name to Balky and his country of origin to "Mepos" so people would totally think he was from the 80's show "Perfect Strangers". But I'm pretty sure this would only work for an eastern european guy. -I used X in that last sentence, I'm rethinking my choice. I don't see a Q yet. - Yan Can Cook and Bobby Flay are no match for Dom Deluise's Shrimp Casarole or his thoughts on Airline Peanuts! -If I had a midget, I'd cut a full length broom in hlaf and make him sweep under my kitchen table until he died. - Why did gay people have to go and steal words like queer and gay. I liked being gay and prancing around while calling others queer if they acted strange. Not to mentionI have not the slightest clue what those Dutch people call the walls that hold water back now. Can't you call yourself heterosexually challenged? - Is it me or are Japanese cartoon characters allways sweating and making this wierd "uh" sound? - Where in God's name does the pope buy his hats? I try "Lids" at Northridge mall every week but I can't get a papal cap in Dodger's Hip Hop Colors! - Note to self: Never ask the desk where the pencil went, they are in cahoots! - Pierce thyself at the local mall and get thyself a horrible ear infection and a case of the most dreadful hepatitus C. - Whats wrong with traveling the country in a green van solving mysterys with the occasional help of Phyliss Diller and the Harlem Globetrotters? - If the actor who portrayed TV "Lurch" on the Munsters split from his wife could that be considered seperation of Lurch and Mate? (Thats law humore folks, go read a penal code book damn you!) -Times have changed but I just can't seem to avoid humming the A-Team song. -Where have all the cowboys gone? Let me tell you. Emmit is still there, Troy is laid up and being the color man on ABC and uh Nate Newton is in jail for a whole load of weed, does that answer your question Sarah? -Sticks and Stones may break my bones but insurance doesn't cover word related injuries. You'd think they would, i mean thats a shoe in! -Whats a jarbidge? -Your not the pope of reading-webpage-town so put down the bible o' righteous one. - |
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