Whats up players and pimps? It's his freaky neaky bad ass self Johnny C here and I'm about to bust off the heazy. Now I know ya'll be puttin it down for the JC but sometimes I gots to regulate on biatches. This fool at work be hatin the player and not the game. He allways walkin around like he gots somethin important to do and shit. Tall ass fool don't have a pencil in his pocket or a spec of dust in his nappy ass head. He allways hollan at me about "I got this and that to do." This is how all the beef done started : So I's at the helpdesk just chillin, you know how we do, A-H-D'in when this old ho come down and request a Proxima. Now seein as I'm all helpdesky and sheeit I'm much obliged to give it to her but she needs it all set yp and crap. So I calls the funky fresh members of the fly ass desktop team. Only this time theres not a desktop representin mutha fo in the house. So here I sits with some ho askin for proxima and no one around. So I calls that lame ass punk who used to be a member of desktop as a last resort. His ass tells me "Well John I'm rather busy right now with other things, could you just hold on a minute." So being the stone cold bad ass that I is I stright go postal on him. "Nah fool you can't. You want a minute punk? You got ten seconds for I come back there and whoop yo stupid ass." Damn right he came runnin in 9.9.
So now the dumb fool and me be ats' wits ends wit each other. He brings up my super fly crazy stoopid fresh cart from the first floor and be using it to store his crap. I tells that Jimmy Walker looking bitch to gets his shit off and gets the steppin. Only he tells me he ain't gonna do it. So I takes this big brown box of the cart and sets it on his desk. Only when I come back his ass put it back on my fung shway all oriented desk and totally messes shit up. You know it was time to regulate on him. So I sets that Box back up on his desk with a note warning him of the dangers to your health that screwin with me can cause. Damn straight I never saw that box again. Peace out. Johnny C keepin it real. |