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| Pro: You can have a fishing contest from the couch in your living room. Con: Your couch doesn't float. Pro: No better time to wash the siding of your house. Con: Ring around the house. Pro: Water skiing in the street. Con: Stop signs and cars that are barely covered. Pro: Sun tanning on the roof of your house is cool. Con: Sleeping there stinks. Pro: Washing dishes just got easier. Con: All your food is underwater too. Pro: You can practice your diving skills... Con: ...until you hit that small awning over your back door. Pro: You can finally reach those dead branches. Con: Now you just have to find the tree trimmer. Pro: You can finally slam dunk. Con: You have to dive to the basket. Pro: "Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known." - Pooh Con: Bridge slipping along with river. |
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JC here! Would you please take a moment and fill out the form to the left? I'm going to be making a new site and I'd appreciate your help on discovering the top jokes. Thank you much! |
This page was last updated on 2002.07.04 by JC Reagan.