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James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain. Dr. McCoy: Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do. Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens. Odo: I was the life of the party. Odo, be a chicken. I'm a chicken. Odo, cross the road. I crossed the road. Life of the party. I hate parties. Counselor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it. Computer: Insufficient information. The Borg: Because resistance is futile. Q: I could have appeared as a common barnyard fowl, but their propensity for crossing roads ruled that out, so I came to visit you, Jean-Luc. Voyager's crew: It saw Neelix coming. Neelix: Here, chicken, chicken, chicken... You know, Commander, chicken tastes just *scrumptuous* with leola root! The Chicken: Why do you keep bringing me back to the road? The Prophets (Wormhole Aliens): You exist here. Chakotay: There is a legend among my people about a chicken... |
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JC here! Would you please take a moment and fill out the form to the left? I'm going to be making a new site and I'd appreciate your help on discovering the top jokes. Thank you much! |
This page was last updated on 2002.07.04 by JC Reagan.