What the toothpaste is going on, you may ask yourself if you are prone to
blurting out nonsense phrases that irritate those around you. The answer is
very simple and if you could just shut your gob for one second I'll tell you.
Clearly this is an update...Yes, I know you noticed that so
there's no reason to take that tone with me. But why is it set up in this
crazy way?... No, it isn't that crazy, I realize that. I was just trying
to illustrate that is different from the normal format of the site....no not
"craptastic"...look just be polite and let me finish.
The purpose of this change is two-fold, for starters it allows me to use the
word two-fold, which does not come up very often unless you work in at a house
of dry cleaning or run some kind of yoga militia. More importantly, each picture
is a separate update, which makes the front page look more interesting and
then provides 4 different mini-updates. With these mini-updates you can read
one each time you visit, or all of them at once, it's up to you so long as
you get off my damn back about updating. So really it's tri-fold, like my
wallet and just like my wallet, there is nothing of substance save for a few
crumbs and jelly stains from the week I tried to use pop tarts as currency.
So, just click on the other pictures to get to the other update-ish items. Did I change the format for the rest of the site? No, because no one ever visits any other section of the site so it's not necessary. Oh that reminds me, this site is also now much more passive aggressive.
Why did it take me so long to update? Well for starters I have pretty much lost any interest in having a website. Secondly, and more importantly, I have had little to talk about as nothing much has happened (except of course for my sister getting engaged on Valentine's Day in a pathetically transparent attempt to give me something to update about. Congratulations Erin, and nice try.)
Also, yes the things I'm talking about in the updates are old. So if you're wondering what my take is on the whole Janet's booby thing, or some potentially ill-informed and half-baked politcal rant that no one cares about, or even my thoery on the international conspiracy to get me to hate the song "Hey Ya", well tough. If you don't like it why don't you make your own damn website...oh...i see several of you already have..now even Cody has one....well good for you all...now update it. I will do the same, sometime eventually.
So try hard to enjoy this. Meanwhile, it's nap time.