As I had mentioned in the previous update, I went home for xmas. Clearly it was a great time to spend with a loving, sharing family. (no that's not me, that's my mom). My favorite gift: Picture of Jesus eating a waffle (waffles being the true passion of the christ). My Least Favorite Gift: A sock full of meat.

Another tradition I celebrated whilst in Omaha was the annual trip to Mahoney State Park with a bunch of old pals and a couple of chums. As usual we had a really good time and have the pictures that prove to us that it was indeed fun and proves to other people that they are correct in avoiding us. I will share some of these moments with you and let you make the call (Thanks to Dave for the pictures).

This is either American Gothic 2003 or an argument against gay marriage.

Dave (right) tries to implode himself while
Joe continues to shame his ancestors.

This is how Neal feels pretty much all of the time.
The only difference here is that he is being devoured
by his shirt.

This is the cover for my next album,
"Emanations of Hope: Ghetto Azz Blazt"

Doug Henning stopped by to teach us about the magic of friendship.
We also learned a lot about the magic of being an undead, effeminate magician from Canada.

Rule #1 kids, never miss a photo op.