The Official Site That Explains Why Nate Sucks
(written by Nathaniel Wharton & Ken Machacek)
This is the section of the site where you, the reader, can write in with your thoughts on exactly why Nate sucks. Here�s what our readers had to say:
"Well.. I usually really like Nate. But lately hes been so mean to me. Calling me names.. And heartless comments that make me want to cry. And then he'll go and suddently say.. 'I love you, Lynn.' But after all the hateful things he says to me.. I don't know."
- Lynn
"Nate sucks because hed rather run away than confront reality...plus he hurts people on purpose b/c hes been hurt so much. That just sucks. He sucks. "
� Angel
"Well I dont really know. One time he told me that his parents beat him and burned him with cigarettes, but thats no excuse. Stupid lousy bastard. Every time he speaks a child dies."
� Tyler
"He borrowed forty bucks from me three years ago and I keep asking him about it and he still hasn�t paid me back and he won�t return my calls. He sucks."
� Danny, age 18
NATE SUCKS!
"He used to cheet when he played chess with us in chess club."
� Alex, age 7
HE SUCKS LIKE A STALEMATE!
"I once saw him push an old lady down to get some free candy that they were giving out. It was just candy, man... And this lady was really old, I mean she was using a walker and he just threw her on her hip. I mean... You don't do that to old ladies, man."
� Kyle, age 22
HE SUCKS TOWARDS SENIOR CITIZENS!
"He�s a lousy tipper."
� Marcia, age 24
HE'S RIGHT! HE'S A BAD TIPPER!
"He�s the most conceited person I�ve ever met."
� Harry, age 27
HE EATS RAW MEAT!
"I was supposed to go on a date with him and he took me to the K-Mart parking lot and threw quarters at the parked cars and watched the sun set over the KFC"
� Carla, age 17
HE BANKRUPTED K-MART!
"Nate doesn�t suck, he�s a pretty nice guy."
� Ormsby, age 47
Okay, so he's not that bad.
"Dude, that was probably Nate that just wrote that last comment. He sucks so bad you don�t even know! What a loser, he should just accept the fact that HE SUCKS!!!"
� Jeff, age 20
WHAT AM I SAYING!?!
"NATE SUCKS."
� Judi, age 47
HE SUCKS.
"We used to be friends, then one day he let the air out of the tires on my bike and then he egged my house. When I tried to chase after him on my bike the rims got all bent and riuned and I hit a rock and flew off the bike and hit my face on a tree. I cracked both of my front teeth and had to get false teeth replacements, and he ruined my bike and the front of my parents� house has all these places where the egg ruined the paint and he never apologized. In fact there have been all kinds of times when I will come up to him when he is talking to somebody else and he�ll tell the story and laugh and make fun of the way I talk with my new front teeth. I hate him."
� John, age 18
Man, what a story!
"I have become aware that he cheated on just about every test he ever took throughout his school career."
� Joe, age 50
Nate lies like a pig dog.
"Nathaniel est un petit poulet. Il d�teste les fran�ais. Je d�teste Nate."
- Jean-Paul, age 37
Even French people think he sucks!
"Ha mangiato la nostra torta di mela. Ha usato la stanza da bagno senza
chiedere. Succhia. Succhia come un vaccuum."
- Maria, age 26
This next entry was suggested by our roomate, Sam!
"Nate is the kind of person who makes me regret dying for all your sins."
- J.C., age 2003
We're kidding, of course... Nate's the man!
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