| Pages of utter Filth |
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| Tom O' Connor |
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| Sir Paul Daniels |
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| Nicholas Lyndhurst |
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| Rogue antiques dealer, LoveJoy. |
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| Snooker playing legend, John Virgo. |
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| Disgraced, drug-abusing former Gladiator, Shadow. |
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| Norman Wisdom |
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| Max ByGraves |
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| Satchmo |
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| Alcoholic Jilly Goolden |
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| Sir David Frost AND a young Lloyd Grossman |
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| Norman, Cyril, and Compo. With a stick. |
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| Sexual John Fashanu. AWOOOOOGAAAAH! |
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| Mohammed Al Fayed |