| The Rick Guest Section |
| This section of my website is dedicated solely to the walking enigma that is Rick Guest. His blank, lifeless facial expressions are an inspiration to anyone who has ever repressed their emotions. Long may he reign. |
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| I took this photograph of Rick when we were out wandering on a beautiful spring day. Notice the towel strewn casually around the neck, and the way his face reveals no emotion whatsoever. That is classic Guest. |
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| Here is actual evidence of Rick Guest's only discernible emotion - mild disappointment. He fears anything new, such as 'rock music,' or 'automobiles,' and upon experiencing such things he will utter his infamous catchphrase, all of which is evidenced in the above photograph. |
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| This picture of Rick was donated by Anthony Lloyd, who often follows him around to capture shots such as this. Here is Rick in his natural habitat - the Stocks, where he roams the wild plains hunting pork scratchings. That is a poor metaphor but you get the idea. |
| Here is Rick in full on Begbie-from-trainspotting mode. This looks like it was taken in the Trafford Centre - seconds before Rick went to 'Bang out,' some 'gays.' |
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