| The adventures of Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal Chapter 2: A New Hope |
| After been dumped by Kurt some hours earlier, Steven takes some time to reflect... |
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| "I can't go on without him. I must end it all..." |
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| "However, I can't point the gun directly at myself and must instead bounce the bullet off a mirror, and into my head. "Here goes..." |
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| Suddenly... |
| "STEVEN, NOOOOOO!!!!" |
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| "...Kurt? Oh, Kurt, is it you, its really you?" |
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| "Of course I will." |
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| "Well done." |
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| "Yes, and i love you. I love you more than life itself, i dont want to break up, i want to stay with you forever...will you marry me?" |
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| ...Next week, the Big Day looms but will Steven get to th echurch on time? Tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment. |