| My campaign for Vice-Presidency of the United States of America |
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| Rub my belly |
| As you all are probably aware, due to extensive news coverage of the issue, I have been selected to represent the vice-presidency of the Democrats in the forthcoming American general election. From what I can tell, this will mean I will be president of every vice in America including, but not exclusive to: Alcohol Extortion Drugs Prostitution Gambling Possibly Kidnapping Of course my first action as President of Vice will be to legalise all of the above so everyone, particularly prostitutes and chronic drug addicts, will vote for me. Beyond that I have little idea of what the job will constitute, possibly enforcing the law in a sexy way like in Miami Vice, but i will play it by year. God Bless America. |
| CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: "If you do not vote Democrat you are a idiot. God Bless America" |