| My ' Friends,' |
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| Robert Hanley Say hello to my good friend Sir Robert Hanley. Born in Rangoon, Rob has made his millions by creating a website dedicated to 'Pugwall.' |
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| Anthony Hayes Brother of the infamous 'Yorkshire Ripper,' Ant was built out of matchsticks by Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. |
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| Graeme Perdue Once a mild mannered scientist, Graeme's genetic structure was altered by exposure to gamma rays. Now if he gets angry he turns into the incredible Hulk. Oh no, I'm thinking of Dr. Bruce Banner. |
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| Glenn Seddon Contrary to popular belief, Glenn is in fact warm blooded. |
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| Nick Fitzpatrick Nick isthe son of the Devil. Having walked the earth for over 800 years, nick is now looking for a virgin to 'break in.' |
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| Jesus of Nazareth Born in a stable in Galilee, Jesus enjoyed doing magic tricks and fooled his friends into believing he was the son of God. Of course this was absurd, Paul Daniels is the son of God. |