Thankyou,
Johnny Sharpe.
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| It took me a while, but romance/comedies are really annoying! First of all, we have Adam Sandler( yes, Adam Sandler is in my definition of Romance/Comedie), who always does that stupid thing with his stupid voice, where he is either yelling really loud, or speaking like a homosexual( not that theres anything wrong with that [ unless you are part of or in any way support the Bush administration. Then there's everything wrong with that.). Adam Sandler plays a stupid boyfriend who keeps running into the same stupid girl, who always seems to hurt him(physically). Then they start dating( In a moronically unrealistic way), then they either get married, or live happily ever after. JESUS CHRIST! People pay, thats right, people pay to see this(Unless they are blind, then they pay to hear it. Gotta be politically correct). You could spend those precious two hours of your time, watching things I tell you to ( try Star Trek First Contact Special Ed. DVD, or Three episodes of Star Trek Voyager. Ooo! or Enterprise, maybe Deep Space Nine, but this is besides the point). The only reason( ONLY) that I would see a romance comedy, is if John Kerry played every part, whilst alternating costumes. That's it! Otherwise, I'm watching Star Trek. Oh! I forgot to mention the girl character in nauseating detail. Lets just call her, i don't know, Drew Barrymore. She is the biggest ditz(mind the spelling) of a moron in the history of the universe. She always has some strange job( she probably works with animals or nuclear weapons) that even though she is a complete and total irresponsible moron, she excells at it, henseforth, promoting our female population to be the biggest stupid ditzes of morons in the history of the universe, which according to the Big Bang Theory is continuing to expand. You heard my right, the ditziness of moronism is expanding! And so, the point that I am trying to get across, is that, according to the Big Bang Theory, Romance/Comedies are destroying the universe, due to the spread of ditziness of moronism. Mormonism plays a part to, but thats a whole nother conversation. Thankyou, Johnny Sharpe. |
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