1. Play the exciting game "Does My Head Fit In The Glove Compartment?".
2. Roll down window, ask the person next to you "Is this the line for Pokemon?"
3. Honk you horn as that always helps to get things moving.
4. Call police, report stolen car, give license plate of care in front of you.
5. Imagine you’re in a line of cars waiting to run over Donald Trump.
6. Turn on wipers, have "race" to see which one goes faster.
7. Walk up to the guy in the car ahead of you, ask him about his grandson.
8. Use jumper cables to resuscitate roadkill.
9. Plough into a couple of those dorky new VW Beetles.
10. Check the beverage holder for Y2K compatability.