The Official Microsoft® Anthem
Yes, folks, to complete this site, we have added the Official Microsoft Anthem. For those of us old enough to remember the BeeGees, this will be an interesting twist on the "good ol' days". For those of you too young to remember the BeeGees, here's a fond look back on a kinder, gentler Era...
Song: Skin Ya Alive!
Performed By: The Microsoft Disco Choir
Album: Hell's Bells, Live From Seattle
Lead:
Well, you can tell by the way I spend my money
The deal is rotten and somethin' is funny.
Cursing God and all that's Holy,
We have no concience, we're UnHoly!
But it's all right, we're OK,
The accountants get paid to "Look the other way."
We just can't understand
The Mystic Powers of Apple, man...
Choir:
Whether you're a big corporation,
Or just some little guy,
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Lead:
Well now, when I'm low, I get high,
(Choir: Hi - - - igh)
Lead: If I can't get money, somebody' gonna DIE!
(Choir: Di - - - ie)
Lead: I keep the consumer beneath my shoes,
I'm a gamblin' man who can't stand to lose.
I'm all right, we're ok,
Even though my wife left yesterday!
We STILL can't understand
The Mystic Powers of Apple, man...
Choir:
Whether you're a big corporation,
Or just some little guy,
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Lead:
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, must steal some code from the Mac
Steal some code from the Mac -- Yeah
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, Gotta steal some code from the Mac
Steal some code from the Mac -- Yeah, Skin ya Alive
Choir:
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Lead:
Well, you can tell by the way I spend my money
The deal is rotten and somethin' is funny.
Cursing God and all that's Holy,
We're devoted to Satan -- Oh so ...
TOTALLY!!!
But it's all right, we're OK,
Told the Government, "Look the other way."
We will NEVER understand
The Mystic Powers of Apple, man...
Choir:
Whether you're a big corporation,
Or just some little guy,
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Lead:
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, must steal some code from the Mac
Steal some code from the Mac -- Yeah
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, Gotta steal some code from the Mac
Steal some code from the Mac -- Yeah, Skin ya Alive
Choir:
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Lead:
Well, you can tell by the way we all spend our money
Ill-gotten gain has blessed us, honey!
Cursing God and ALL that's Holy -
WE ARE THE
SPAWN OF SATAN!!
IT'S YOU WE ARE CONTROLLING!!!!
(A Satanic Laugh can be heard echoing through the room, cueing a huge pyrotechnics display on stage)
But it's all right, we're OK,
Told the Government, "Look the other way."
We will NEVER understand
The Mystic Powers of Apple, man...
Choir:
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
More pyrotechnics as choir fades out...
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