BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Born Moderately Wealthy
Brings Me Women

Fiat
Failured Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Hyundai
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MG
Money Guzzler

Porsche
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything