JOKES by Matt E

Which painting do the cows like best?

The Moooona Lisa

What do you call a french dog who loves America?

A Yankee Poodle

What do chickens do before a trip?

They peck a bag

Why was the duck late for his flight?

He spent too much time quacking

What lives in the desert, has fangs, and weights 300 lbs?

A Sumo rattler