Carpe Phallum � gimp
I�m hung like a stud field mouse - Wes
I don�t have my Palm Pilot on me - Peter
What kind of geek are you? - David James (DJ)
It�s not my fault that a computer is stupid � Veto
Corn, corn, beans, corn, beans, beans, corn, beans�.. � gimp
DEAD BODY � DJ
Palak! Do the finger trick! � Co
Contraband, we have contraband! � Kara
Me no speak good English shit fuck! � gimp
Hey Davey Boy � gimp
Two words, TORNADO! � gimp
Three words, big tornado. � Veto
It�s like a party in my pants and everyone�s invited! � Aaron
It�s tonight if you think of tomorrow as today. � Tina
Does it look like I�d bloat up and fall over if I ate just one candle? � Veto
My verbal ejaculation is far more copious then your determinative imagination � Kelly Maddux
And why is the monkey sad? � Veto
Because he�s in a bottle and he can�t get out�.and he�s drowning in rum! � Tina
I�m not a breeder. I�m just a rider. � Co
I didn�t know one could vomit so quickly � Co
Can I get some? � Reck
If you want � Cynthia
It�s not incense; it�s Dan repellent � Co
The boy who cried wolf turned into the girl that cried me! � Tina
He may be omnisexual � Michel
Estrogen makes them win � gimp
I have no alcohol � Jenn
I think I�m going to go jerk off now � gimp
Anyone want my cherry? � Elise DeCamp
Wow! You�re offering that up rather freely � Tina
Hey at least I�m wearing clothes � DJ
Spectacalomous � Matt
I�m going to unzip file of whoop-ass � Michel
Can I get some of your hot sex? � Cathy Westberry
Now that I know I can get Hot Sex in Greencastle, you can have some � Tina
Read the bartender�s bible, Inebriation Chapter 2 Verse 1 � Michel
I�m Eminem�s little brother � Wes
Yeah, Skittles - Michel
Why�s it so sticky? � Bryan
Did you piss your pants? � Tina
I don�t know! � Matt
Never get drunk alone � April
How many people does it take to pick up gimp? � Wes
1, 2, 3 CRUNCH! 3! � Tina
The world will never know � Wes
If you suck it off, it will drip less � Co
I�m good enough to act sober, but drunk enough to blow something � Jenn
I caught a glimpse of the Mushroom Kingdom � Michel
Do you want to sleep in the twig bed? � Veto
It�s an orgasm in saran wrap � Co
At least it�s contained � DJ
You have to remember, Ray, that it corners like a bitch � Jeff
Now Jeff, some bitches work that corner real well � Tina
Ponga el penis en el vagina � gimp
El vagina? � Tina
Yeah, like the asshole � gimp
I�m sorry Uncle gimp � DJ
Somehow I feel like a pedaphile � Co
How do you spell Urethra? � Tina
In & out in five minutes � gimp
That�s a quickie bar � DJ
That�s pronounced quiche! � gimp
PIE? � Veto
I don�t think my parents know that I�m lovingly cradling a bottle of Jose right now � Matt
If it happens, it happens�.if no, we drink sooner � gimp
It�s just not funny once someone�s been in Tina�s crotch 300 times � Also
Chocolate is liquor for me � Kim
Liquor is liquor for me � Also
Emergency! Emergency! Does anyone have a corkscrew? � Veto on the page
The fish used to be Tick & Tack, but now they�re Tick & Dead � Jenn
Quotes later, Drink now! � Veto
John you won. You didn�t get laid � DJ
I�m drinking Guinness � Co
That�s my boob! - Tina
They�re all funny. You�re just not drunk enough � Co
Sorry I was aiming a little lower � Co
Either way you hit the head � Michel
Stupidity should hurt � Michel
Is Kelly in your room(womb)? � gimp to Ben
A guy could get a blow job if he put this it on his dick � Regina
President want a banana? � Ben
Wah! Did you pack your pacifier � Josh
Skill comes from diligence in bed � Fortune Cookie
Oh God, save me from gimp�s crotch � Tina
Oops, I licked your sandwich � Co
That�s ok, I already kissed you anyway � Tina
Dan�s expanding his territory � Veto
It�s like a dog pissing on things � DJ
I�ll put out if you get me drunk � Rager
I�ve got bigger boobs than you � Rager
She�s gonna be completely fuckable again � Tina
Assmackable � Tina
We�ve died and gone to Missouri, FUCK! Illinois � Tina
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it � Paul Johnson
Yeah, you made that drink that completely brain humped me � Michel
Is the candle changing colors? � gimp
I don�t know. I�m color blind � DJ
105 miles an hour? That is a fast chicken � Abhi
Tina! Come on! I don�t wanna watch that, it�s gross! � Jenn
Tina just comes here to be molested � Aaron
Well I do � Tina
I don�t think I drink � Lorenzo once upon a time in Mexico
When people think Midwest, they don�t think butcher of Bagdad � Michel
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its boobs � Michel
(Veto reading from Bartender�s Bible) This is like real church, I�m falling asleep � Also
May I suck your penis? � Veto
What are you talking about? I got 5 12-year-old whores under this cover � Gerrett
Dave, I think the two of us should have a threesome with Abhi � Veto
It starts with P and rhymes with Phallic � Tina, Veto & gimp
Sir, do NOT take that gun out � Officer to Ed
Sir, put down the golf club � Officer to Ben
It�s one thing to be drunk and crazy; it�s another thing to hump my leg � Ed
It�s my sacred duty to rape a Beta � Gerrett
Works for me, put it in a glass � Palak
If you�re going to do that to Jesus, at least swallow � gimp
It�s like watching sea monkeys fuck or something � Tina
It�s times like these that I wish I was born a Pakistani gay man � Jon Day
Monk on monk action � Michel
Put that away! You are offending my Boy Scout sensibilities � Reck
Isn�t alcohol a depressant? Shouldn�t she be slowing down � Michel about Kim
The box is where the package goes � gimp
Show us your boobs � Michel to Abhi
I want the tight ass pussy � Co
I can�t find my nut � Abhi
I�ve got 4 rooms full of wood � Erich Taylor
And I turned orange � Michel
Who�s Kimberly? � Kim
But sir I can�t be your wife. I�m a fortress � Aaron as the rook
This is SoCo calling Saltine Cracker and Little Brown Man, Taquito needs more Jose � Aaron on CB handles
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Don�t zoom in on my penis � Veto
I can�t zoom that far � Bill Mixon
Gimp, putting country in an album is like putting anthrax in a drink � Michel
Let�s play naked volleyball; I feel like seeing some shrinkage � Palak
That woman is like a Pez dispenser. POP! POP! POP! � Michel
I don�t want to sit next to a horny lava lamp � DJ
It�s always the summer of �69 in Abhi�s room � David S
If we didn�t watch this porn, the terrorists would win � Ben
Is your floor full of militant Greeks? � Reck
No they�re just militant idiots � Also
Republicans? � Michel
Aphrodisiac? Of course I�m trying to compensate � Abhi
Shplsh, shplsh, shplsh I couldn�t think of the English words to say � gimp
It�s Spider Frog! Fsst! Fsst! Fsst! � gimp
You are going to like orgasms! - Co