Random Witicisms
A blind monkey could make change better than me tonight -gimp
I came back from Florida with one hell of a souveneir!
A Broken Foot! -gimp
I believe that love is blind, but why does it have to be deaf, dumb and stupid too?!  -gimp
Valley of the Thong is the butt crack, is it not?  -Tina
Why should I trust my fate to twelve people to stupid to get out of jury duty? -Unknown
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum -Unknown
Threesomes involve too many variables. -Todd
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