| Random Witicisms | ||||||||||||||||||
| A blind monkey could make change better than me tonight -gimp | ||||||||||||||||||
| I came back from Florida with one hell of a souveneir! A Broken Foot! -gimp |
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| I believe that love is blind, but why does it have to be deaf, dumb and stupid too?! -gimp | ||||||||||||||||||
| Valley of the Thong is the butt crack, is it not? -Tina | ||||||||||||||||||
| Why should I trust my fate to twelve people to stupid to get out of jury duty? -Unknown | ||||||||||||||||||
| I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum -Unknown | ||||||||||||||||||
| Threesomes involve too many variables. -Todd | ||||||||||||||||||
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