Q: Bakit daw hindi pwedeng magswiming ng sabay-sabay ang mga kalbo sa jacuzzi?
A: Kasi ,magmumukha silang FISHBALLS.

Q: Bakit hindi pwedeng mag-powder ang mga negro?
A: Kasi magmumukha silang crinkles.

Q: Ano ang difference ng BADING at CANNIBAL?
A: Ang CANNIBAL kumakain ng KA-URI, ang BADING kumakain ng KA-ARI!

Q: Ano ang mas matalim: pwet o ngipin?
A: PWET! Bakit? Kasi ang pwet, kayang pumutol ng tae, kaya ba ng ngipin mo yon?

Q: Anong difference ng jeep sa vagina
A: Ang JEEP pag may pumapasok SUMISIKIP, pero ang VAGINA pagmaypumapasok LUMULUWAG!

Q: Anong difference ng pakpak sa pekpek
A: Yung pakpak pagbumubukaka lilipad yung bird, yung pekpek dadapuan ng bird.

Q: Anong difference ng parachute sa condom
A: Ang parachute pag nabutas patay tao, ang condom pag nabutas buhay tao.

Q: Anong mangyayari kay Felix the Cat kapag uminom ng Viagra?
A: Eh di magiging Felix BAKAT!
Q: Anong mangyayari kay Kermit the Frog kapag uminom ng Viagra?
A: Eh di magiging PALAKA-NTOT!

Q: Anong mangyayari kay Tweety Bird kapag uminom siya ng Viagra?
A: Magiging Big Bird
Q: How did Pinnochio find out he was a puppet?
A: When he masturbated he set himself on fire!

Q: Anong tagalog ng chair
A: SALUMPWET
Q: Anong tagalog ng bra
A: SALUMBOOBS
Q: Anong tagalog ng panty
A: SALUNGGUHIT
Q: Anong tagalog ng brief
A: SALUNGGUNISA

Q: Anong tunog ng falling rock?
A: BLAG!
Q: Ano naman ang tunog ng falling water?
A: WOOSH!
Q: Eh ano naman ang tunog ng falling pubic hair?
A: PWE!

Q: Bakit ang mga pari pag umiihi naka tingala?
A: Kasi nagdarasal sila.
Q: Anong dinadasal nila?
A: "O Diyos ko, hanggang pang-ihi na lang ba 'to?"

Q: Bakit mas malakas umutot ang boys kaysa sa girls?
A: Dahil may malapit na microphone!

Q: Hindi tao, hindi hayop at hindi multo, sumisipsip ng dugo at may pakpak?
A: Whisper with wings!

Q: How can you tell when a woman is not wearing any underwear?
A: By the dandruff on her shoes.

Q: Paano namatay si Capt. Hook?
A: Nangati itlog niya at kinamot!

Q: Pano mo kukunin ang eggwhite na di binabasag ang itlog?
A: MASTURBATE!

Q: Pano mo malalaman kung girl yung chocolate?
A: Pag may peanuts.

Q: Pano mo malalaman kung yung manok sa palengke ay lalake o babae?
A: LALAKE> TITImbangin BABAE> KIKIluhin

Q: Sino ang unang architect?
A: Si Eva...kasi siya ang unang nagpatayo.
Q: E sino naman ang unang estudyante?
A: Si Adan...kasi siya ang unang pumasok.

Q: What did Cinderella do when she was horny?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's nose then said: "Tell a lie now! NOW!"

Q: What did Snow White say after making love to the 7 dwarfs?
A: I've always wanted a 7-inch penis but not one inch at a time!

Q: What did the typhoon say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one hell of a blow job!

Q: What do you call the organ of small men?
A: COMPACT DICKS
Q: What do you call the organ of aliens?
A: LASER DICKS
Q: What do you call the organ of old men?
A: FLOPPY DICKS!

Q: What's the difference between a CIRCUS MAGAZINE and a PLAYBOY MAGAZINE?
A: A CIRCUS MAGAZINE features CUNNING STUNTS while a PLAYBOY MAGAZINE features STUNNING CUNTS

Q: What's the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A: A GOOD girl...goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl... goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, while anal sex makes your hole weak!

Q: What's the similarity between a book and a woman's dress?
A: It should be short to be interesting but long enough to cover the subject.

Q: What's the similarity between a vendo machine and Monica Lewinsky?
A: Both have slots that says: Insert BILL here -->

Q: Where do most women have curly and black hair?
A: Not there! You dirty mind! But in Africa.

Q: Why are cows depressed when being milked?
A: Well, if every morning at dawn they wake you up, rub your boobs for 2 hours and not fuck you afterwards, you'll get depressed too.

Q: Why are cucumbers better than men?
A: Because they stay hard for more than a week.

Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?
A: Because "napasubo lang siya"!

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in the U.S.A.?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.