Never love if you're not prepared to e hurt. Never start if you don't have plans to finish. Never speak if you don't mean it. Most importantly, never smile when you don't have teeth.

If you ever find a better friend than me, go ahead. Hindi kita pipigilan. Iwan mo ako. Pero kapag iniwan ka niya, nandito lang ako sa likod mo...para...batukan ka! Better than me pala ah!

Masarap daw umibig. May honey, sweetie, gummybears, cupcake,sugar at marshmallows pa! Hmm...masarap pala! Bakit may umiiyak pa? Ahh...siguro kasi sumakit ipin nila?!

The best meal ever is the one that feeds both the body and the soul. So kung wala kang pambili ng food. Pray ka nalang, AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

Hirap magsabi ng "sorry" Hirap magsabi ng "mahal kita" Hirap magsabi ng "kailangan kita" Pero nalaman ko na pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung "ruler roller lower" ng 10 times...try mo!

I had a dream, I was in front of God and he asked me to draw the people I love, I drew a cross, I drew my family, and I drew my friends, then I remembered you, suddenly I woke up and cried, ang pangit mo pala! Nakakatakot!

><(((> I send you this fish as a sign of friendship. Please take care of this fish in your cellphone and once a week you have to put your cellphone in water, so fishy won't die.

Pag sinaktan ka, huwag kang gaganti... "Don't do unto others what you don't want them to do unto you" Pero pag sinaktan ka ulit, bigyan mo na ng suntok o sipa "It's better to give than to receive"

Sabi nila...find a someone yung tuturuan ka ng tama. Yung dadalhin ka sa mabuti. Yung the best? Natawa ako...kasi sa isip ko, bakit pa? Eh ang gusto ko pasaway! Tulad mo.

A fat farmer was in a CR putting his dump. Suddenly,the toilet collapsed and his manure spread all over the wheat field! And then poof�it became Coco Crunch!

Warning: Do not eat at Jollibee. I was told that they are serving double-dead chickens and they recycle leftovers. Please pass...Concerned Citizen: Ronald McDonald.

A plane is about to crash. A frantic virgin strips off and says �Can anyone make me feel like a wife before I die?� So a man takes off his clothes and says �Paki plantsa!�

Busy ka ba? Hingi lang sana ako ng advice eh. Gulong gulo na ako eh. Uhmm�ganito kasi yun eh�uhmm�hindi ko sure kung nakwento ko na sayo pero�tanong ko lang ah�yung hotdog ba dog talaga?

Even though you�re far away, always remember that I�m here to stay�so if ever you�re lonely and blue...pacheck-up ka na! Walang taong color blue! Ano ka Smurf?

Friends are major reasons why we continue going through life. That�s why�a life without friends�are like boobs without nipples! Pointless.

Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven. Before I could start writing mine, I heard you shout: �Extra paper please�.

Hindi ba masakit kapag inagawan ka? Hindi ba maskit kapag niloko ka? Hindi ba masakit kapag pinaasa ka? Pero mas masakit kapag umiwas siya kahit ramdam na ramdam mo na may chocolate siyang dala. Kadamutan hindi ba?

How to satisfy a woman? Care, excite, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, adore, worship, respect, and love. Dami no? How to satisfy a man? Wala, kantot lang talaga.

If you save this message, tanggap mo na cute ako. If you forward this, pinagkakalat mong cute ako. If you erase this, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako, hehehe, you have no choice kasi cute talaga ako.

Pag may problema ka, lapitan mo lang ako. Hindi kita iiwan, yayakapin lang kita ng mahigpit at itatanong ko lang sayo� �Ano ba gusto mo? Matador, Colt 45, Emperador, o Red Horse?�

Actually, today I wanted to mail you something...It was so cute! It will surely make you smile...unfortunately, the stupid postman asked me to get out of the mailbox.

You're the mango of my pie, spinach of my popeye, teeth of my suklay, fingers in my kamay, blood in my atay, bubble of my laway, cure to my aray, my friend habang buhay. Huwaw!

It�s not what we receive but what we give that shows how well we love; for true love gives without expectation, without prejudice, without limit. Kaya text without limit.

A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% good looking AKONG AKO DIBA? Wag ka na kumontra. Piso ko to eh!

Last night I had a dream. Angel daw ako, habang lumilipad nabali pak-pak ko...buti nalang anjan ka, friend ka talaga. Sumabit ako sa sungay mo. Tenkyu ha.

We became good friends because we are close, we are close because we are open to each other, kaya naguguluhan ako, ano ba talaga tayo? Close or open?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you are a miles away and you have their shoes.

You may meet other friends who are just like me, funny as me, cute like me, but one thing I can say to you...BWAHAHA! Wala naman ganun e, nagiisa lang ako noh.

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Minsan naisip ko basura lang ako sa inbox mo, pero ok lang...erase mo nalang. Gusto ko lang malaman mo na kahit basura lang ako, if you need me nandito lang ako�NAKAKALAT!

Friendship is the cement that will ever hold the world together. Yung atin, hindi lang cement. May rugby, mighty bond, elmer's glue, paste, gawgaw, kanin, kulangot, sipon...kaya hindi masisira yun. Ever!

How would you know if a person is cute? 1st-he/she has a very poor memory; 2nd-ummmm...I forgot na eh!

GOOD LOOKS catch the eyes...but GOOD PERSONALITY catches the heart! You're lucky because you have both!...O WAG DIBDIBIN, sa kin pinadala yan. Pinabasa ko lang sayo.

If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Galit ako sayo! Ang sinungaling mo! Why did you spread that rumor? Wala ka na bang ibang magawa? Why did you make kalat that I'm super cute! Cute lang ako! Hindi super!

Masakit isiping hindi mo man lang ako maalalang i-text...kung sabagay ganyan ka naman e! Don't text back, huwag ka ng magpaliwanag...dahil damang-dama ko!!! Galit ka sa mga cute.

Take time to think, it is the source of wisdom; take time to pray, it is the source of power; take time to look at the mirror, it is the source of laughter.

Malalaman mo sakit mo sa pamamagitan ng "kulangot". Pag matamis, diabetic ka. Pag maalat, may sakit ka sa kidney. Pag mapait, may sakit ka sa atay. Pag tinikman mo, may sakit ka sa utak.

What is the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey? A kiss is so dear, the car is too dear, and the monkey is you dear.

The first time we became in touch, I felt a strange feeling inside me. A feeling I can't express that tickles me inside and out. Then I finally realized that you are my...BULATE!

In your daily fucking life, different fucking kinds of fucking fuckers will fuck you off. Fucking bitch, fucking jerks and fucking assholes. But this I fucking promise you, I'll fuck them all if they hurt you.

One day you will be surprised to see me beside you. You & me laughing, you & me crying, you & me dreaming, you & me having fun, you & me sa mental hospital. Ang saya-saya no?

KUNG MERON KANG COMMENT SAKIN SABIHIN MO SA HARAP KO, DI YONG SA IBA KO PA MALALAMAN. NAGTIWALA PA NAMAN AKO SAYO. BAT KAILANGAN MO PANG IKALAT NA "cute ako".

They say that laughter is the best medicine. They also say that sex is the best exercise. So to keep your body healthy and fit, laugh while you're having sex. Kaya mo?

May job offer sa Dunkin Donuts.
P30,000/month pay.
Male applicants only.
Free coat, shirt and tie, no need to wear pants.
Easy lang work, taga butas ng donuts.

Survey lang po: PANGIT ka ba? If YES press 1. If NO press
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Ano, YES nalang?

Last peso ko na ito...text na text na ako sa crush ko...pero dahil friend kita...ikaw ang tinext ko...kung ikaw nasa kalagayan ko? Text na text ka na sa crush mo...tapos last peso mo na...e naalala mo ako...sino tetext mo?

Sometimes things change, plans fail, joy fades, excitement�s gone...you start to question why? But when you look down...ANG LAKI NA PALA NG BILBL MO!

When the world seems hard on you and no one is there for you to lean on...and you feel that you are alone...Pucha! Batukan kaya kita! Hello! Ok ka lang?! May (name) ka pa kaya.

A special friend is hirap to hanap, hirap to lose, and impossible to limot...true friends are never hiwalay, maybe in layo, but not in my puso. Take care friend.

I can't tell you I care, I can't tell you my feelings but I know it's there. I can't tell you I want to say, I can't tell you I LOOOOOOOVE " " because you might go away.

Our closeness means a lot to me. You cry, I cry! You laugh, I laugh! You jump out of the window, I won't! Instead...I'll catch you and say: "Ano ka ba? Diba walang iwanan?"

I really miss you but I can't be with you. I want to see you but I can't find you. I want to hold you but i can't get there...MY GOD! How can I make...Lambing? e ang layo mo!

When I'm alone, would you be my shadow? When I want to cry, would you be my shoulder? When I want a hug, would you be my pillow? When I need to be happy, can we go to Jollibee? and be HAPPY!

Coconuts grow in USA...Wild nuts grow there too...But it takes a place like the...PHILIPPINES...to grow a nut LIKE YOU.

Life is like a movie...when you are sad: DRAMA...angry: ACTION...afraid: SUSPENSE...when you look at the mirror...HORROR!...and now you are smiling: that's comedy.

Totoo ba na ang mga CUTE mahina sa isfeling and grammers? My gash! Did they sure? What does they proof? Its hurts too me! I am not belief to dis! Does u?

6 Rules to be happy: 1) Free your heart from hatred. 2) Free your mind from worry. 3) Love simply. 4) Expect less. 5) Give more. 6) Have a cute friend like me!

A kiss is purely organic and naturally sweet, it has no artificial ingredients and is 100% wholesome...here's one kiss for you...MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

A warm HELLO doesn't come from the lips, it comes from the heart; it doesn't have to be told, it has to be shown; doesn't have to be given, it has to be sent. Text me na.

Before, I envy the skies for having stars guiding them at night. Then I realized, shit! I'm luckier having you as my friend!

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today and I wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

FASHION TIP: You are never fully dressed without a smile! A smile is your most magnetic & attractive characteristic. Wear one today & see how may people it draws to you!

Friends are like mangga...you can never know which is sweet and which is not. Well...I'm so lucky because I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you.

I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but I still haven't heard from you. Too bad, it's your company I love the most.

I knew you've got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend but one thing I will always be - the cutest you've got.

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy for a month, get married. But if you want to be happy forever...get a friend like me.

Laughing is a sign of happiness. Praying is a sign of good faith. Kissing is a sign of love and choosing me as your friend is a sign of good taste!

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you...but I'm happier each time I send you a message because I know I will be disturbing you.

Our friendship means a lot to me and if we were the last two survivors on a ship and there was only one life vest, I'll...ok...uhmmm...I'll still get it but I'll miss you for sure!

People have two ears but only one mouth, perhaps it is an indication that we should listen twice as much as we talk. But we also have two hands, perhaps we should text twice as much too!

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever found you. I'm a genius.

Sometimes, I forget to say "hi" and "hello" and sometimes I even miss to reply, but it doesn't mean you are forgotten...baka wala lang akong load o signal.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark.

There's no rainbow if there's no rain. There's no man if there's no woman. There's no heaven if there's no hell. There's no Globe if there's no fone, but my fone is useless without a textmate like you!

They say true friends are hard to find. Well, I doubt it...ba't ikaw pakalat kalat lang???!!

This message has no fat, no cholesterol and no additive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.

To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

We are friends because you think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm fun, I think you're fun. You think I'm cute, and I think...you're RIGHT!

When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push! When you wish for love, P-ush U-ntil S-omething H-appens!

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember...it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger and flip 'em off!

Whether the sun is bright, the sky is blue, a text from me, to a cutie like you. Winds may come, storms and typhoons too, I'll always be a friend to you stuck like glue.

With atomic & meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse seismologically trembles every time I greet a person with catastrophic magnitude of character & charm...volcanic lover.

You brighten my day, hindi ka naman araw. You light up my life, hindi ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, hindi ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, hindi ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw.