
About Whack-A-Dole
Developed by Chris Adamson -- web
page || hate mail & bug reports
Don't imply anything about my politics from the applet (see my web page for that).
It's just that nothing funny rhymes with "Clinton".
Issues, bugs... features!
Everyone who's told me this applet works just fine for them is running either
Internet Exploiter 3.0 or Netscape Navigator 3.0 for Windoze95.
Sound and double-buffering (to reduce the black flicker in the animation) are in the
works, but I wanted to get this on the web before the election!
If you click on the "start" button and nothing happens, or if the game starts but the
Bob Dole heads don't pop up, there's a very good chance you're behind a firewall.
My error window alerting you to this pops up in every environment except
Navigator. Sigh. Check the "Java Console" under the "Options" menu and see if it
says "SecurityException" and/or "problem getting dole1.gif". Watch the space below
for the downloadable version of WhackADole.
I don't consider WhackADole usable in any Macintosh Java environment I've tried
(despite the fact that I developed it on a Mac PowerBook 160). The problems I've seen
are:
- Netscape
Navigator 3.0 -- Draws images so slowly (a 100x100 gif on my 25MHz
PowerBook takes nearly a minute) that by the time it draws the Bob image, the thread
thinks he's already gone and you're clicking on a closed box. That would account for
all the negative scores reported by Mac users.
- "Apple Applet Runner" from MacOS
Java Runtime -- Fast and stable. But it also corrupts the colors and
sometimes even the alignment of the gifs.
- "Applet Viewer" from Sun's
Mac
Java Deleloper's Kit -- The first two or three times I try to run an applet
that calls getImage, I get a NullPointerException. Then, for some unknown
reason, it works. Unfortunately, in the case of WhackADole, it proceeds to crash
with an out-of-memory error (at least for me).
Cross-platform, my ass. Like I've said: "Java applets run on any platform as long
as it's Win32."
Last updated: October 9, 1996