1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon,
you
both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,
perhaps
have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each
other
in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.