More Naughty Bits

Here you will find everything that didn't belong elsewhere on the page.

"And now for something completely different"

Here we see some strange creature on Michael's head

"It's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have no rendered him helpless."

"Suppose he's got a bunch"
"Shut up!"
"Suppose 'e's got a point end stick."
"Shut up!!"

"Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot dropping!"

"Albatross!!!"

"Lemon Curry?"

"Please go on, this is the least fascinating conversation I've ever had...."

"No, no, no... It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove"

"You're a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you."

This is just a really neat picture of John and Graham.

"I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high pitched whine"

"What makes you think she is a witch?"
"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"....I got better."

"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating"

"I don't like Spam!!!"

"Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce."

"Hot enought to boil a monkey's bum."

"That's a strange expression, Bruce."

"Well, Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. 'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, you Majesty,' he said and she smiled widely to herself."

Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong

The Rhubarb Tart Song

Do Wot John?

The Fish Slapping Dance, one of Michael Palin's favorite bits of Python

"Right! Stop that, it's silly.  Very silly indeed..."

"Stop that! It's silly."

"Oh, you're no fun any more."

"It's"